December 11th - December 22nd:

1. "I was crushed by Anna Nicole Smith's left boob." - Scott
2. "People say I look like Christopher Walken." - Scott
3. "Sadly enough, Michael Jackson's surgery ended in tragedy today..." - Dubya
4. "Woopee! My Michael Jackson operation was a complete success!" - IndyGurl
5. "Do you perhaps have a mint?" - Jeffrey Forbis
6. "The Raiders casting director taps local old folks home for extras in the final climatic scene." - Renderking Fisk
7. "I'm Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon." - Scott
8. "I'm melting, I'M MELTING!!!" - George
9. "Wow grandma, you don't look so good..." - Lance
10. "I'm ready for my close up Steven!" - Danny Smight
11. "Pop-eye?" - Ralph
12. "does this hat make me look ugly?" - final red x
13. "have u been to weight watchers latley?" - Ryan
14. "Well kick me in the nads and call me Harley Earl...the Christmas turkey has arrived!" - Scott
15. "This is what happens when you sniff airplane glue." - Scott
16. "When your parents tell you not to play with fire...listen. It's my eye isn't it?" - Scott
17. "I'm melting! Ahh! I just recited a famous movie line! AHHH!" - Andrew Metzger

 

November 26th - December 11th:

1. "Um...........so we are saving a guy named RYAN, right?" "No, that was Steven's other movie!" - Andrew Metzger
2. "What is Michael Jackson doing?!? Isn't it dangerous to dangle a baby over a balcony?!?!" - IndyGurl
3. "How the heck did we end up in North Carolina?" - Greg
4. "Young Indy and pals scope out the all girls summer camp's group swim on the other side of the lake." - Renderking Fisk
5. "C'mon, Sea Biscut!!!" - Robert Rivas
6. "God! Look at the blonde roots on that girl!" - IndyGurl
7. "Is it a bird!? Is it a plane?! No...it's the new Virgin plane....dang!" - Unkown
8. "Oh my god! Are the neighbors naked again?" "WHAT?!" - DutchIndy
9. "By Gosh old chap is that a sparrow" - adam watts
10. "Yup, he stepped in the elephant poop alright." - Nic Candito
11. "what's a nude beach doing out here??" - Ryan
12. "The guy on the far left must be gay..." - Dubya

 

October 31st - November 26th:

1. "Hey dude, wrong movie. Brendan Freisure is in the other room. Bye!" - Andrew Metzger
2. "What... is it my hair?" - DutchIndy
3. "Why is your jaw hanging open like that, Mr. Photographer?" - DronJa Gurl
4. "I would say 'I see dead people'...but hasn't that been done before?!" - IndyGurl
5. Mummy is that you? - P. W. Lally
6. If you don't leave me alone... I'll tell my mummy! - Renderking Fisk
7. SHAKE HAND! - Dubya
8. give us a hug - adam watts
9. "Helllp-- I'm being kidnapped for another !@#$% sequel! - Indyologist
10. "May I help you with your coat?" - andrew
11. Hey kid, you got some candy, I'm starving! - Dubya

 

October 18th - October 31st:

1. "Is that a spike in your neck or are happy to see me?" - Scott
2. "Acupuncture gone wrong" - x
3. "It looks like you used head and shoulders.." - Richard
4. "Indiana Jones IV: Starring Harrison Ford and Sean Connery" - Scott
5. "What acupuncture clinic did you go to again?" - ralphy
6. "wow! what an innovative way of removing cataracts!" - IndyGurl
7. "Tourists" - Andrew Metzger
8. "SO.... HOW YA HANGING" - KYLE APPLEGATE
9. "And i thought i had it bad" - adam watts
10. "What are you looking at?" - adam watts
11. "Wow! That new acupuncture technique has taken years off you!" - Andy Sutton
12. "That's one hell of an acupuncture needle..." - Dubya

 

September 30th - October 18th:

1. "If I just edge over to the right a bit, that shadow won't interfere with my facial qualities..." - IndyGurl
2. "Whelp, the Catholics have lost it. This is the most stale bread in history!" - Scott
3. "I'm sure if I concentrate hard enough, no-one will know i've passed wind" - IndyGurl
4. "Well, I'm not really the president. I'm the president of...the nervous acting club." - Scott
5. "This item was found in Indonesia where...dammit, I told you not to touch that button!" - Scott
6. "So I said, 'Sure, I'll whack the monkey.'" - Scott
7. "Oy! I can see you nicking that pear outta the corner of my eye!" - IndyGurl
8. "What do you think flower man" - Adam watts
9. "This is a very valuable merit badge, Johnny. 'Racketeering'." - Scott
10. "I'm so hungry I could eat this medallion...on second thoughts I could just grab a pear from the basket...doh!" - IndyGurl
11. 'So you say that this is a Egyptian fortune cookie?' - Tiger
12. "How are you supposed to eat this?" - Greg
13. "I filmed a movie here with an ex-lesbian. His name was Boy George." - Scott
14. "Who do you think I am? Indiana Jones?" - Adam watts
15. "That hat...it isn't a hat...it can open the gates of Hell. I'll pay you a nickel." - Scott
16. "Nice to meet you, Mister Lecter." - Scott

September 8th - September 30th:

1. Who forgot to tell me we were over the ocean when I threw him out? - someguysomewhere
2. Alright everybody! GET OFF MY PLANE! - George
3. "Cast announced for new version of the love boat" - Marcus Petrius
4. IN THE NAVY - Adam Watts
5. Eye Eye Me Laddy! - Adam Watts
6. in the navy... - Dubya
7. Dad, do I HAVE to wear this thing?! It's too small! - Argy
8. "Sorry this suit is so tight, I had to borrow Calista's suit." - Scott
9. "I was the least popular of the Village People and in 1980, I was cast as Indiana Jones. Downside is Indy is heterosexual." Indiana Jones. Downside is Indy is heterosexual." Indiana Jones. Downside is Indy is heterosexual." - Scott
10. Well what are you looking at? - Jungleboogie9

 

August 29th - September 8th:

1. "Wow, you are short Horsey, I bet your mom was an ass." - Scott
2. "Whelp, Mel Gibson has killed eighteen of my siblings in his movies..." - Scott
3. "So, whadya think of the new script for Indy IV? Nah, I don't like it either." -Stella Nobrega-Collins
4. You need a vacation, pal. And I need a new shirt... isn't there a GAP store
   around here somewhere? I thought I saw one next to the Starbucks in Cairo. -Rick
5. "Wow, Horsey, you have sexy eyes." - Scott
6. "Get off my foot!" - Scott
7. "That is a rully beeeeeeeg shoe." - Scott
8. "Talk Ed!" "Indy, t.v. has not even been invented yet." - Scott
9. "Now pay attention, we've got to practice our lines!" After putting on his Glasses, Indy relises that's not Elsa... - Howard The Duck

 

August 22nd - August 29th:

1. "I see living people." - Scott
2. "How do you like my new boyfriend?" -Todd
3. "I am Boba Fett. Lucas is my hommie." - Scott
4. "My son was in Scrooged. That movie was horrible." "Hey, I was in that!" "Now
   it's even worse." - Scott
5. "What was I thinking?!" - Mary M
6. "I saw The Perfect Storm. You have the shortest role in film history!" - Scott
7. "I have more screen time than you. I'm in all three as a prop, and you didn't
   even bother to show up for the third one." - Scott
8. "Wow, you're sexy. Aw great, now I have a huge boner!" - Scott
9. "I'm really only 289. I just hang around my grandmother too much." - Scott
10. "Say Cheese" - Adam Watts
11. "You have pretty eyes. Can I have one?" - Scott
12. "Don't turn around, unless you wanna see yourself in 200 years." - Scott
13. Here's a before and after shot of Karen Allen's cosmetic surgery. - Dubya
14. Which one's Marion again? - Leggylulu
15. I guess the sun really IS dangerous... - Rick
16. "We've been in this hole for a day and you're bones." - Scott
17. "I'm thirsty." "Look who's talking." - Scott
18. Karen Allen was furious when they decided to use her mother as one of the mummies in the Well of Souls scene... - Archy
19. "Whoa, check out the Balrog...WAIT A MINUTE!" - Scott
20. "And you told me I needed my beauty sleep!" - Juliette_Jewel
21. "Grandma, color is not going anywhere in films." - Scott

 

August 9th - August 22nd:

1. "How's my teeth look?" - Salah_01
2. "Hey that looks like sumthing from another George Lucas franchise !!!" - Jamie Dodds
3. "I never knew hanging the snake's head on the wall would be so damned hard!" - Bob
4. "Ride a little horsey up and down..." - Belloq_78965
5. "What am I sitting on again?" - Bubba
6. "Weeee!" - Indiana Juan

 

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