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November
18th - December 3rd:

- Henry
Jones Sr. "That's no moon, it's a space station." - indycurtis
- Indy:
"It's a bird! No, a plane!" Dad: "No, it's a book of
cliches falling from the sky." - Mad Max
- Indy
and Prof. Jones are in awe of the new Wal-Mart Supercenter. - Kyle
- "did
they just launch Saddam Hussein from that cannon?" "yes....yes
they did" - Ryan
- "Hey,
the new Victoria's Secret billboard!" - brnout
- (Jurassic
Park Theme plays and camera pans to looks at the Brachiasaurous) -
indycurtis
- Indy
- "Godzi-" Indy is suddenly shot in the back by a near-by
Nazi, who had grown tired of Dr. Jones' constant use of bad clichés...
- Dubya
- "My
god...we're inside a computer screen!" - Ryan
- Harrison's
DVD Commentary: And here's where I rip off my shirt and jacket, revealing
a large "S" tatooed on my chest, and rush off screen to
save somebody. - Shane
- Indy
and his father nervously watch as Marcus Brody attempts to bungee
jump into the Canyon of the Crescent Moon - Scott "Arkansas"
Smith
- "So
that's Marion's famous bullwhip trick. Impressive, Junior." -
White Hurricane
- "It's......Chitty
chitty bang bang!" - Ryan
- "Dad,
gimme my cape" - SlyCrime
- "wow.
i didnt know Al Gore's ego was THAT big..." - brnout
- You're
right, that cloud DOES look like George Forman. - Emily
- "She
turned into a giant blueberry - indycurtis
- Look!
Up in the sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's the #1 Caption!
- Nic Candito
- "Dad,
I told you Chitty Chitty Bang Bang could fly!" - Attila the Prof
- "Furby"
...okay...it doesn't have to do with anything...but it sounds hilarious
- Ryan
- With
an astonished look, Indy grabs his dad when it was discovered that
Saddam Hussein was found holed up in the Ark of the Covenant! - Mikey
November
18th - December 3rd:

- "We're
gonna make it Bonnie. I know Clyde" - thor
- "Woohoo!
Tomb Raider 2 bombed! We get fat paychecks!" - Scott
- "...Now
let's blow this thing and go home!" - Dubya
- "They're
firing Lucas!" - Ryan
- Ryan's
dream is fulfilled as Indy drives Chitty Chitty Bang Bang - Tim Cameron
- Indy
Thinking: If she just knew that i have a parashute HEHE. - Indydude
- Who's
up for a game of Road Kill Bingo?? - Blue Coyote
- Is that
Callista in a Bikini? Yes it is! - Tim Cameron
- Indy-
"I'm not wearing underwear" - Ryan
- Indy
- "Cofee, cofee! Cofee GOOD!!! Yes! Indy LOVE Cofee! - Dubya
- Indy:
See? Flying a plane's just like driving a car...too bad I can't do
that, either. - Mad Max
- Shanghai
Airlines - You're Safe With Us - Shane
- "we're
gonna hit the playboy mansion!" - Ryan
- Willie:
What's that mountain goat doing up here in this cloud bank? (with
apologies to Gary Larson) - Mad Max
- "God
bless that orthodontist!" - Ryan
- Indy:
Ok its gonna be a rough flight. My hat is stapled, what about your
false boobs, are they stapled too. - Indydude
- Willie:
You know hot to fly a plane, don't you? Indy: Fly a plane? I thought
we were in a car...oh well, the answer's the same. - Mad Max
- "We're
about to Hit Barney!" Indy- "I Know!" - Ryan
- Due
to the widespread criticism of Temple of Doom's kid-unfriendliness,
George and ILM went back and plastered a digital smile over Harrison's
face in every frame... - Mad Max
- "Wh.wh.What's
the matter with you... wait... What's the matter with you?" -
SlyCrime
November
10th - November 18th:

-
"To
operate staple gun..." - Shane
-
"According
to my research.... this is a hat" - Ryan
-
It
had become obvious to the cast and crew that Ford could not read
and did not realize that the hat was an inanimate object... -
Dubya
-
"And
now for sale, we have this Fedora, actually worn by me in all
3 Raiders films any takers? yes....5 thousand...do I hear? okay
50 thousand...27 million....any more? any one? SOLD! to the man
in the plaid shirt! Okay, up next on Desert Strip Auctions....."
- 00Kevin
-
You
changed my character's name to Efron? - SlyCrime
-
The
hat gets paid how much?! - Guybrush
-
"Follow...
the yellow... brick... road... Hmmm.... I think I've found something!"
- Shane
-
"From
now on the hat gets equal pay!" - Ryan
-
Mr
Fords hat always has final script approval. - Ray Johnson
-
Place
hat on head as seen in Figure 1....... - Tom
-
"Day
24... I think they're planning to vote me off this week... I've
decided that this week I HAVE to win immunity." - Shane
-
"........attatch
the string to the underside and tie firmly. Congratulations! You
have just made a kite out of your hat........WHAT???" - 00Kevin
-
Indy's
christmas list this year includes the chitty chitty bang bang
dvd and some hat staples - Ryan
-
"Okay
Hat, we're running low on hat staples, think you'll be okay for
this scene?" - Dubya
-
I
wonder if they know by now that I can't read - Hello
-
Once
Marcus led them astray, Indy thought it might be better if his
fedora took a look at a map. - Attila the Prof
-
After
leaving South Park, Mr. Hat begins a promising film career. -
Kyle W. West
-
As
Harrison balances his checkbook, he discovers that his hat is
heavier. - HazMat
-
"What's
a three letter word for 'something worn on head' hmmmm....."
- Ryan
-
That's
right! Harrison Ford was one of the lucky winners to get a free
fedora with their Indy DVD collection... - adam
October
24th - November 10th:
-
"I
should have used Preperation H" - Ryan
-
For
the first time ever, Harrison Ford sees Calista Flockhart naked.
- Scott
-
In
regards to the last caption... "Great Scott!" - Shane
-
"Ladies
and gentelman i give you......Walter Mathow" - Ryan
-
Due
to last months second plce caption, this was taken from Harriosons
interview with TIE.com. - Brodie Bruce
-
Shon,
you're mishing it all. Elsha jusht shpilled water on her white
bloushe. It'sh a wonderful shight. - Nic Candito
-
I
hate 2D graphics... you can totally tell that's a matee painting!
- Shane
-
Harrison's
reaction after seeing "Matrix Revolutions".... - Ryan
-
Crap.
My left eye's coming out again. Makeup! - Lauren
-
Due
to budget cuts, Lucas was forced to do a kinky sex scene involving
Harrison, Sean, and Alison Doody to boost ticket sales. - Dubya
-
Harrison's
DVD Commentary: Oh, yes, this face: How did I make that face?
If I remember correctly, they had me watch Six Days & Seven
Nights over and over again until I started to break down mentally.
- Nic Candito
-
What
Harrison Ford really said was funny enough... "Kids, don't
try this at home. Let the real professionals do it... people who
really know what they're doing..." *sees the raging fire
across the room* - Shane
-
Harrison
Ford has been replaced by John Turturro as Indiana Jones. Now
his name will change from Indiana Jones to Indiana Juan. - Scott
-
slightly
off camera is the door to allison doody's dressing room, it's
barely open but as you can see from this picture, open enough.....
- Ryan
-
Q:"Do
pay attention 007, and by the way, I think your son's supper may
have disagreed with him." - Tim Cameron
-
I
think the Viagra just kicked in! - Mikey
-
Indy
sees that the Nazi chippendale dancers are getting a little too
close for comfort... - Mad Max
-
Gotta
pee, Gotta pee, Gotta pee - Hello
-
Ford
( with very tense look) : "I wear my sunglasses at night
so i can keep track of visions in my eyes...." - Ryan
-
Getting
hit with a vase, as you see, does have some after affects - Hello
October
4th - October 24th:
-
"Are
you trying to seduce me?" - Scott
-
"Hey
Harrison why don't you have a chat with the nice people from TIE.c
like I did?" - Carlos
-
Well,
let's face it. I'm bored of staring at you. Have a drink? - Indiana
JonAs
-
"I'd
move but my elbow seems to be glued to my knee....." - Ryan
-
Belloq:
"Of course, I always travle with Chipindale Dancers!"
- Dubya
-
Belloq:
Young man......there's a place you can go! I said....young man..
- Indiana Jack
-
Looking
angrily at the man behind him, Indy does not notice Belloq, who
stands patiently, eating unsuspecting flies as they pass by. -
Shane
-
Stephen's
Indy dvd commentary-"George lucas really wanted to do a cameo
as a villager with no pants on" - Ryan
-
You
may have the idol, Belloq. But I have something that you'll never
have..A movie career. - Indymac
-
Belloq
- "This hat is supposed to protect me from flies." -
indy148
-
Belloq:
Dr. Jones, The Red Sox just lost! How does it feel? Indy:Great.
With Jock I'll never hear the end of it on the plane ride home.
- Tim Cameron
-
"We
heard you know how to Riverdance....can you teach us?" -
Ryan
-
Webs
grow as Indy waits for the next caption. - Ben Bickle
-
Ah,
another victim of the lines at the Indiana Jones ride in Disneyland,
you should have used FastPass. - Cwiles
-
Belloq
is ready for adventure in the snappy little ensemble from Banana
Republic. - Kyle W. West
-
"Sheesh
Belloq. This is some kind of fantasy for you. Out in the woods
with a few dozen scantily clad men, why if it isn't for the fact
that you are hitting on my girl later in the film I might suspect
something." - Tim Cameron
-
Belloq:
"Nice hat. And I like the veil, it's a nice touch."
- Attila the Prof
-
A
bunch of half naked guys running around, a guy covered in spider
webs, and the police officer still has to say "so... what
happened here???" - brnout
-
"So.......are
you planning on seeing the critically aclaimed masterpiece mystic
river?" (this caption brought to you by the critically aclaimed
masterpiece: Mystic River, a Clint Eastwood film) * this was not
a plug* - Ryan
-
Belloq:"
Let's see Indy. It's Oct. 5th. It's very likely that we are going
to be here for a while so to pass the time I would like to tell
you about my childhood" Indy:(over shoulder)"Aaron,
change the picture NOW!" - Tim Cameron
-
"we've
been expecting you, Mr. Bond.....and now you will die. MUHAHAHA!
wait a minute? alright, who changed the scripts!?" - Ryan
September
23rd - October 4th:
-
"Guys,
stop screaming! This isn't Disneyworld! This train won't come
of the track." - Scott
-
Ford,
who's dental work was slightly flawed, was not allowed to open
his mouth and scream. - Scott "Arkansas" Smith
-
Two
words: Hat Staples - SlyCrime
-
As
the mine cart accellerated to 88 miles per hour, Willie and Short
Round made sound effects with their mouths. - Shane
-
Indy
swore this would be the last time he took the family to Disney
land. - Tim Cameron
-
Gray
Davis can't stop this runaway cart. Ahnold can! - SlyCrime
-
OH
MY GOD!!!! INDY'S FEDORA IS TAPERING!!!!!! THE HORROR! - Aaron
-
Okay
everyone...George will be directing from this point on. - Junior
-
"I...have
a secret. I'm not Indy...I'm Mindy." - Scott
-
-
Being
the most flattering picture of his wife, Stephen keeps it in his
wallet - Ryan
-
So
this is where the Indy 500 comes from... - IndyRacer
-
Willie:
AHHHHHH!! Is that George Lucas in a speedo? - Indygirl21
-
Yet,
just as all seemed lost, Ashton Kutcher leaped from the shadows
informing the terrified trio that they in fact had been Punk'd.
Shorty and Willie were overcome by starstruck excitement. Indy
slowly reached for his revolver. - Lauren
-
"Whhheeeeee!!!!!"
- brnout
-
..oh,
wait, i mean "AAHHHHHH!!!" - brnout
-
Not
another bearded Yankee fan! I've seen enough of those! - SlyCrime
-
"Would
you two shutup?! It's just a...missing track...and mad...tribal...WE'RE
GONNA DIE!" - Scott
-
Shorty
- "Don't look into the eyes of Mara Willie!!!" - indy148
-
Sub-title...
zip it. - Shane
-
AHHHH!!!!
GEORGE LUCAS IS STREAKING!!! - Indymac
-
OH
HORROR!! The unbeknownst trio, has accidentally ridden into a
Celine Dion concert!!!!!!! - dumbblonde69
-
Indy,
Willie, and Short Round, having eluded the Thugee cult, now
scream in terror as they face the worst horror of all...Disney's
It's A Small World After All Ride! - Sean
September
11th - September 23rd:

-
"Oh
my...this is interesting...they used Pine Sol instead of Mop 'n
Glow!" - Scott
-
"Bacon,
bacon! I smell bacon!" - Lauren
-
"i
seemed to have dropped a contact lense right under your skirt.....allow
me to check..." - Ryan
-
*Don't
make eye contact...Don't make eye contact...* - SlyCrime
-
"What
is it boy? Timmy fell in the crypt?" - Lauren
-
Indy
faints of hunger while waiting for the caption to change - brnout
-
Indy:
There's an X right here. Marcus: Oh, dear God, Indy's seeing things
again. - Nic Candito
-
Indy
Thinking - *With Elsa distracted by the 'X' I found, I could probably
charge her right now and catch her off guard...* - Dubya
-
Marcus-
"Nice pants." Jones- "Dockers." - Lauren
-
"Good
boy, now beg" - cwiles
-
Elsa:
Im dropping my clothes now. Indy: Where are my glasses myyy GLASSES
- Indydude
-
"Damn,
this would be so easy if I had Dad's laser watch." - Tim
Cameron
-
As
a result of many long hours of begging Indy got his overdue book
fine wavered - psychorabbitgirl
-
Indy
- "My contact fell out! My CONTACT FELL OUT!"
Marcus - "Indy, you wear glasses..." Indy - "Ah,
well, uh, no harm in checking, yes..." - Carl
-
"Okay,
do you know how to do the 'Can Can' ?" "Who do you think
I am? Willie Scott?" "No, never... you look more like
Mariyln Monroe anyway." - Shane
-
"Oh,
c'mon, it's obvious!" yelled Indy, giving up on the game
of charades. "Don't tell me you've never seen Crouching Tiger,
Hidden Dragon!" - Westford
-
"See
as the elusive Indianus Jonesus stalks his prey. And at any given
moment attack without mercy." - anonymous
-
Elsa
- "Indy, the marble is not eatable, stop that!" - SamnMax
-
'That's
why they named the dog Indiana' - indy148
-
Indy:
"I remember the days they used to at least give you a scrubbing
brush to clean these floors!" - Bamindy
-
"okay,
brody, get behind me, pose like a frog, and jump over me. Ilsa,
you do the same thing over both of us. c'mon, it will be fun!"
- brnout
-
Indy(to
himself) Damn, that skirt is longer than I thought. - Tim Cameron
September
2nd - September 11th:
-
"See?!
Electing Schwarzenegger governor of California caused a nuclear
holocaust, like in his movie... Jingle All The Way!" - Scott
-
"Stupid
Apocolypse!" - SlyCrime
-
Where
will you be when diarrhea strikes for a third time? - Nic Candito
-
Nic
Candito and Shane-in-a-dress are forced to watch as their caption
ideas are dynamited. - Tim Cameron
-
"Before
we die, I have to tell you that...my movie career will survive
but yours won't!" - Scott
-
"Can't
they come up with a caption where I DON'T get brutally injured?!"
- Dubya
-
Herbal
Essences strikes again... - Attila the Prof
-
"That
furtune cookie was right." - Tom
-
"Whelp,
Calista flew away!" - Scott
-
What
REALLY goes on in Martha Stewarts kitchen. - IndyMac
-
After
two hours being tied up at Kenny G's concert, God decides to give
Indy and Marion a break. - Indymac
-
"...Great
balls of fire.." - Jazhara7
-
Indy
- "Marion, what the hell did you eat?!" - Dubya
-
"OK
Shane, I concede! You're the best!" - Nic Candito
-
Hawaiian
Tropic Sunscreen with Aloe, it's not just for the beach.... -
Minnesota Jones
-
this
photo was taken from inside Marilynn Manson's basement and gave
reason for police to finally issue a warrant - Ryan
-
Jones
and Marion suffer the torment of Ren and his wife changing yet
another Coppertop diaper after "Mexican Night". - Renderking
Fisk
-
"Burn
baby burn! Disco inferno! Burn baby burn! Burn!" - Shane
-
Indy
and Marion come to their muscial finale as the pyrotechnics create
a stunning display behind them. - Andrew
-
"I'm
siiiiiiiingin' in the flame, just siiiiiiiingin' in the flame!"
- Scott
-
"It's
a friends spin off! DON'T LOOK!!" - Ryan
-
That
happens to those who dare challenge Nic Candito. - Jazhara7
-
"I'll
never tell anyone I'm a witch again!" - ron
-
On
the next Fear Factor.... - Lauren
-
Indy
and marian after a night of drinking tea and listening to "lucy
in the sky with diamonds" backwards.... - Ryan
-
"Marion,
I told you Independence day was a crappy movie! Why did you tie
me here and force me to watch it?" - Tim Cameron
-
"That's
it Jones, I'm never going on one of your 'hot dates' again!!!"
- Westford
August
22nd - September 2nd:
-
As
Indy dances around and has fun, 3 fire fighters chase around a
flaming man with a shish-ka-bob protruding from his chest. - Shane
-
"I'm
not drunk! Give me the keys to the honey, car!" - Scott
-
"Back
home they call me the white Bojangles." - Nic Candito
-
Where
will you be when diarreha strikes... again - SlyCrime
-
Harrison
Ford tries to explain to the paparazzi, what 17 young female Indiana
Jones fans were doing in his private suite. - indycurtis
-
Indiana
jones and the twelve... or maybe thirteen chinese playmates. -
brnout
-
I
think I'll let Nic Candito be Indy in this picture... as long
as I'm not one of the girls. - Shane
-
Aaron
wishes he was in that picture - 00Kevin
-
It
was Indy's worst nightmare combined with his greatest dream -
hundreds of dancing girls and a giant snake. - Attila the Prof
-
Hold
it, everyone! I'm trying to find a woman, about 5'2, black straight
hair, dark slitty eyes, speaks Chinese, is wearing a funky "rice
paddy" hat..anyone seen her? - indygirl21
-
"I
ain't nuthin' but a hound dog..." - Bamindy
-
He
dances better than Kate Capshaw! - Nic Candito
-
As
Indiana Jones does his best Elvis impersonation, he is swarmed
by Thai porn stars. - Scott
-
"wow!
this Prozac works great" - Ryan
-
'The
new "Indiana Jones Epic Stage Show Spectacular!!!" '
- Indy148
-
After
having "too much to drink" at Lao Che's table, Indy
decides to take Willie's place on the stage while she drools over
a diamond . . . - Dakota Brown
-
Why
the hell make this a caption?! It's funny enough like it is! -
Dubya
-
After
giving the James Bond life a try, Indiana Jones decided it was
easier to run from boulders than drink a martini. - Shane
-
Scenes
from the never before seen N-Sync Music Video in TOD are available
for the first time on the new Indy DVD Bonus Disc 4 - JPV
-
Harrison
Ford stars in the hit musical Shirley Temple of Doom - Scott "Arkansas"
Smith
-
Everybody
step back! Nic is about to submit a caption!! - C Wiles
-
Indy
does some polka for the ladies - indyfan
August
12th - August 22nd:
-
"Hey...
Leprachaun, I mean... Dad... how does that river dance go again?"
- Shane
-
"Look
at this tie. Hmm, I wonder if this is a subliminal plug to a certain
website..." - Scott
-
"Dad!"
"What?" "I've got some good news!"
"What's that? Do you know a way to escape this death
trap?" "No, but I just saved a lot of money on
my car insurance!" - SamnMax
-
"First
you yell at me during June 13-24's caption and now this."
- Brodie Bruce
-
My,
how neatly that rope was tied around our co-heros! - Scott "Arkansas"
Smith
-
"Dad!"
"What?" "Line!" "What?" "LINE!"
"Oh!" - Shane
-
Another
'Saved money on car insurence moment' - Indiana--Jones
-
Henry
- "That shtripper over there almosht completely distractsh
me from the fire about to conhsume ush..." - Dubya
-
"I've
gotten out of situations like this before. This hat doubles as
an inside out hat. I don't know how it helps but it's still damn
cool." - Scott
-
"Shon...
this isn't what I had in mind for a quite night by a roaring fire
and a good book." - Renderking Fisk
-
"Maybe
if we yell in German, they'll come in, thinking we're on their
side, and untie us?" "Good idea shon!" "Hah!
Thanks dad! Whenever you're ready, just start yelling." "Shon...
do you shpeak German?" "...No, d' you?" "I
can't beleive you..." - Shane
-
"You
were in Boy Scouts. You don't have to prove to me that you know
how to make fire!" - Scott
-
"Wait...
Schnell!! Heil!! Dad, I'm telling you this'll work!" "Well,
you've got them laughing and shtaring... I'm glad I have you around,
shon." - Shane
-
"When
I mean whip it out..." - Scott
-
"Mmm...barbecuey"
- M.M.Burger
-
"Heh,
this reminds me of a joke i heard the other day" - brnout
-
"This
isn't rope Indiana, it's a snake!" "GAAAAAAAAAH!"
"Hahaha, boy did Boy Scouts soften you up!" - Scott
-
"So
Junior..........." "NOT NOW DAD! I'm constipated!"
"Oh." - 00Kevin
-
"Maybe
this isn't a great time but i gotta pee" - Ryan
-
"Where's
your neat spy gadgets now, dad!?" - Crev
-
"this
always works beter in the movies" - indycurtis
-
"Way
to use my 'Lucky Charm,' leprachaun." - Shane
-
"You
go this way...I'll go that way." - 00Kevin
-
"y'know
what would be funny? it would be funny if the roof collap... AHHHH"
*CRASH* - brnout
-
John
Williams goes for a litlle change in music: "It's gettin'
hot in here.. so take off all your clothes..." Indy: "What
the hell?!" Jones Sr. : "Yes, I believe that's where
we are." - TenHut
August
5th - August 12th:
-
"Talk
to the hand!" - Ryan
-
"senor
i didn't know that was your sister. Please put me down" -
adam watts
-
"Think...
What did the worst case scenario survival guide say about this
one..." - indycurtis
-
"Hold
on Nic... it's my turn to do something that gets recognition,"
said Shane - Shane
-
"Señor,
your grip is turning my man-boob to mush." - Nic Candito
-
"Stay
back. These captions are bad!" - indyfan
-
"well
buddy, let's take a minute to soak in the fact that Jerry Springer
isn't running for senate" - Ryan
-
Indy
- "Who cut the cheese?" - indy148
-
'Quickly,
smell my finger." - Scott
-
"I'll
Be Back" - adam watts
-
"Senior?"
asked Sa.... whatever. "Would you please stop molessssting
me?" - Shane
-
Indy
- "That's what I'm .............. LINE!!!" - indy148
-
Satipo:
"What if we grab the golden sun behind us and forget the
idol?" Indy: "No way, there isn't enough sand in my
bag" - Indiana JonAs (2)
-
"We
must get that script or else Lucas will create another star wars
prequel to squeeze more money out of the franchise! The world
needs us!" - Ryan
-
"Hey,
you got peanut butter in my chocolate. Now it's gonna taste like
crap." - Nic Candito
-
Indy:
"Stand back, Stupido, this is a job for someone who can accurately
guess the weight of a fertility idol to determine how much sand
will be needed in the sand bag . . ." - Dakota Brown
-
"Hold
on, I gotta pee" - SlyCrime
-
"Hold
on...I...I...I love you." - Scott
-
"Don't
mess with the Fonz" - 00Kevin
-
"well
el guapo or whatever your name is.......let me tell you a story
about when i was a young boy...." - Ryan
-
Indy
- "Of course I didn't kill my wife!!" - indy148
-
"It
tears me up inside knowing that no one knows how to spell your
name Stapito... Satipo... Frank." - Nic Candito
June
13th - June 24th:
-
"Wait
a second... you're not a leprachaun!" - Shane
-
"It
wasz a tie shon, that can't be conshidered a win." - Nic
Candito
-
Indy
"stop complaining or I'm going to turn this motorcycle around!"
- indycurtis
-
"And
when we get back, you're gonna teach me to River Dance. Got it?"
- Shane
-
Indy:
"R-E-S-P-E-C-T! Find out what it means to me!" - Dakota
Brown
-
"I
told you to wear Depends!!" - Richard
-
"See,
Dad, I told you Nic Candito would make it to #1 again!" -
Nic Candito
-
"I
disagree! finding Nemo might be the greatest film of all time!"
- Ryan
-
"I'm
telling you Dad, if Nic Candito wins this ONE MORE TIME... I'm
quitting!" - kraftdinnerclone
-
"WOULD
YOU PLEASE PUT A HAT ON!!! I CAN'T STAND THE GLARE!!!!!"
- 00Kevin
-
"Good
God Shon, your breath ish horrible!" - Dubya
-
"No
dad, I'll come home whenever I want too! I'm almost 60 for crying
out loud!" - Dutch
-
"And
they TIED for first place!" - Shane (:-X ~Aaron)
-
"Pull
my finger" (If I am the only one who thinks of this then
I will eat my shorts) - hello
-
"FOR
THE LAST TIME: I don't have a huge arensal of gadgets to use at
my disposal, nor do I have an Aston Martin to EJECT YOU out of!"
- Shane
-
"What,
you've been sleeping with Calista, too?? I can't take this anymore!!!"
- indygirl21
-
"NO!
I REFUSE to EVER count to twenty in Greek AGAIN!!" - Indygirl21
-
(Okay,
okay, here's my corny joke... Good luck beating this one Nic!
:P) "Dad! This is the last time I go on a crusade with YOU!"
- Shane
-
"We've
Got 12 hours and I have a $#!#load of Bald jokes!" - 00Kevin
-
Sean
Connery and Harrison Ford clash in their debate over who really
is the sexiest man alive - indycurtis
-
After
the third voice of the chitty chitty bang bang theme song Jones
SR wishes he never said that Indy couldn't sing - Ryan
-
Harrison
Ford discovers that it was Sean who suggested to Steven that he
staple his hat on. - Shane
May
31st - June 13th:

-
After
barely escaping the clutches of Shane, Nic Candito escapes to
make back onto the #1 spot on this caption! - Nic Candito
-
The
deal was for 1st place with this caption... put it there, and
I'll email you the money! - Shane
-
Steven
Spielberg proposes to Kate... - Shane
-
"Damn
you sushi chef!" - Nic Candito
-
Willy
finds Nic Canditos body, it having not been very well hidden by
the angry mob after they killed him... - Andrew
-
Indy's
college Frat Party goes horribly wrong... - Dubya
-
(insert
1st place caption here) - Shane
-
This
is where Samuel L. Jackson would say his Pulp Fiction line "Be
cool bitch! Bitch be Cool!!" - Mikey
-
Short
round has his ways of getting Willie to take her clothes off -
Ryan
-
"There
are 2 dead people down here!" Willie locates the bodies of
Shane and Nic Candito, both holding the other man's throat, and
each with a list of bribes and captions in their pockets... -
Shane
-
And
we're back to the Temple pics! - Nic Candito
-
Willie
is in anguish over how long it takes for the captions to be updated...
- Andrew
-
Beetle...
melts in your mouth, not on your shirt. - indyfreak
-
"Oh!
You perverted cockroach!" - Shane
-
"Steven,
this isn't very funny!" - Nic Candito
-
whoa...
hey... that feels kinda.... good... - indianasmith
-
"Bugs?
Why did it have to be bugs?" - Andrew a.k.a. Indiana Jones
-
Welcome
to today's episode of... Fear Factor! - Shane
-
"I
knew I shouldn't have insulted the Indian Mafia!" - Nic Candito
-
after
staring at the flame for days on end while ppl submitted caption
Willie was submitted to a mental hospital after becoming a pyromaniac
and attempting to burn the site down - Ryan
-
"Gee,
when Indy said he wanted to spark up some romance between us,
I had no idea that this was what he meant..." - Canyon
-
It
wasn't the bug in Willie's clevage that was bothering her... it
was more the smirk on it's face - Bigfoot
-
"Hey
babe, my little friends down there say you're not a real blonde...."
- Marco Termeer
-
"aaaaAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa!!!!!
Come to me my insect friends!!!!" - Dakota Brown
-
"Steven
get me the hell out of here RIGHT NOW!" - Yolegoman
-
"OK,
I knew Spielberg was filming on a tight budget, but this catering
sucks!" - Marco Termeer
-
"This
is the SECOND TIME I've broken a nail today! Indy, you're gonna
pay!" - Indygirl21
-
"Fortune
Cookies!!!!!" - Menno T.
May 22nd - May
31st:
-
Visitors
to the captions section of TIE.com finally get their hands on
Nic Candito, and this is what he got for SO many of his captions
getting praised! - Shane
-
Michael
Jackson during surgery. - Nic Candito
-
After
Steven suggested a Raiders special edition the reaction was somewhat
horrifying. - Brodie Bruce
-
"Hey
great mask....oh dear lord!" - Tom
-
"Now
I finally know how the wicked Witch of the West felt..."
- Dr. Quest
-
"Ich
bin einschmelzung!" - Nic Candito
-
C'mon
man, Marion wasn't that ugly! - Dutch
-
He's
not a hampster, but it still looks cool when you put him in the
microwave. - Shane
-
Good
ol' claymation. - Nic Candito
-
The
first astronaut on the sun... - Shane
-
Melt
in your mouth, not on your hand... - indycurtis
-
"GAH!
Lucas! PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON!!!" - SamnMax
-
That's
what Michael Jackson gets for staying out in the sun too long.
- Jonathan Spindler
-
.............This
is your face on drugs. - 00Kevin
-
After
seeing the Raiders of the Lost Ark special edition... - Dubya
-
Tim
Taylor and his blow-torch... Sad. - Shane
-
See
Toht? That's what ya get for watching all of those 'Full House'
re-runs.. - Sean
-
"I
vont to suck your blood!" - Greg
-
Today
in the news Bill Gates died in a freak Computer explosion accident
- Ryan
-
"I
should of used Perperation-H!!" - Richard Mendoza
-
That
was some serious acne medication... - Shane
-
Geez,
don't you know you're not supposed to feed him after midnight?
- indyfreak
-
"How
did it happen? well, I was shaving and........ - 00Kevin
-
AAARRRGGH!
STUPID MINT M&M'S!!! - Indymac
-
"...
I'm going after a candy with incredible historical significance,
you're dressed like the boogey-man!" - Shane
-
"WASSUP?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
- 00Kevin
May
12th - May 22nd:
-
"So,
that's how the elephant gives birth!" - Nic Candito
-
"I've
seen some strange stuff in my day, Indy, but I've never seen a
gazelle chase a lion before," - Scott
-
indy-
"So THIS is a nudist camp" other kid- " No. this
is my tribe!" - Ryan
-
"One
day Simba, all this land will be your's"-"But I'm Indy!!!" |