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September 26th:
Raiders: Adaptation Screening in Calgary, Canada .
 
September 30th:

Raiders: Adaptation Screening in
Rochester, NY.
 
2007:
Tentative release date for the next Indiana Jones video game.
 
Mid 2007:

Production begins on Indiana Jones 4.
  
Sometime in 2008:

Current release date for Indiana Jones 4.

 

November 18th - December 3rd:

  1. Henry Jones Sr. "That's no moon, it's a space station." - indycurtis
  2. Indy: "It's a bird! No, a plane!" Dad: "No, it's a book of cliches falling from the sky." - Mad Max
  3. Indy and Prof. Jones are in awe of the new Wal-Mart Supercenter. - Kyle
  4. "did they just launch Saddam Hussein from that cannon?" "yes....yes they did" - Ryan
  5. "Hey, the new Victoria's Secret billboard!" - brnout
  6. (Jurassic Park Theme plays and camera pans to looks at the Brachiasaurous) - indycurtis
  7. Indy - "Godzi-" Indy is suddenly shot in the back by a near-by Nazi, who had grown tired of Dr. Jones' constant use of bad clichés... - Dubya
  8. "My god...we're inside a computer screen!" - Ryan
  9. Harrison's DVD Commentary: And here's where I rip off my shirt and jacket, revealing a large "S" tatooed on my chest, and rush off screen to save somebody. - Shane
  10. Indy and his father nervously watch as Marcus Brody attempts to bungee jump into the Canyon of the Crescent Moon - Scott "Arkansas" Smith
  11. "So that's Marion's famous bullwhip trick. Impressive, Junior." - White Hurricane
  12. "It's......Chitty chitty bang bang!" - Ryan
  13. "Dad, gimme my cape" - SlyCrime
  14. "wow. i didnt know Al Gore's ego was THAT big..." - brnout
  15. You're right, that cloud DOES look like George Forman. - Emily
  16. "She turned into a giant blueberry - indycurtis
  17. Look! Up in the sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's the #1 Caption! - Nic Candito
  18. "Dad, I told you Chitty Chitty Bang Bang could fly!" - Attila the Prof
  19. "Furby" ...okay...it doesn't have to do with anything...but it sounds hilarious - Ryan
  20. With an astonished look, Indy grabs his dad when it was discovered that Saddam Hussein was found holed up in the Ark of the Covenant! - Mikey

 

November 18th - December 3rd:

  1. "We're gonna make it Bonnie. I know Clyde" - thor
  2. "Woohoo! Tomb Raider 2 bombed! We get fat paychecks!" - Scott
  3. "...Now let's blow this thing and go home!" - Dubya
  4. "They're firing Lucas!" - Ryan
  5. Ryan's dream is fulfilled as Indy drives Chitty Chitty Bang Bang - Tim Cameron
  6. Indy Thinking: If she just knew that i have a parashute HEHE. - Indydude
  7. Who's up for a game of Road Kill Bingo?? - Blue Coyote
  8. Is that Callista in a Bikini? Yes it is! - Tim Cameron
  9. Indy- "I'm not wearing underwear" - Ryan
  10. Indy - "Cofee, cofee! Cofee GOOD!!! Yes! Indy LOVE Cofee! - Dubya
  11. Indy: See? Flying a plane's just like driving a car...too bad I can't do that, either. - Mad Max
  12. Shanghai Airlines - You're Safe With Us - Shane
  13. "we're gonna hit the playboy mansion!" - Ryan
  14. Willie: What's that mountain goat doing up here in this cloud bank? (with apologies to Gary Larson) - Mad Max
  15. "God bless that orthodontist!" - Ryan
  16. Indy: Ok its gonna be a rough flight. My hat is stapled, what about your false boobs, are they stapled too. - Indydude
  17. Willie: You know hot to fly a plane, don't you? Indy: Fly a plane? I thought we were in a car...oh well, the answer's the same. - Mad Max
  18. "We're about to Hit Barney!" Indy- "I Know!" - Ryan
  19. Due to the widespread criticism of Temple of Doom's kid-unfriendliness, George and ILM went back and plastered a digital smile over Harrison's face in every frame... - Mad Max
  20. "Wh.wh.What's the matter with you... wait... What's the matter with you?" - SlyCrime

November 10th - November 18th:

  1. "To operate staple gun..." - Shane
  2. "According to my research.... this is a hat" - Ryan
  3. It had become obvious to the cast and crew that Ford could not read and did not realize that the hat was an inanimate object... - Dubya
  4. "And now for sale, we have this Fedora, actually worn by me in all 3 Raiders films any takers? yes....5 thousand...do I hear? okay 50 thousand...27 million....any more? any one? SOLD! to the man in the plaid shirt! Okay, up next on Desert Strip Auctions....." - 00Kevin
  5. You changed my character's name to Efron? - SlyCrime
  6. The hat gets paid how much?! - Guybrush
  7. "Follow... the yellow... brick... road... Hmmm.... I think I've found something!" - Shane
  8. "From now on the hat gets equal pay!" - Ryan
  9. Mr Fords hat always has final script approval. - Ray Johnson
  10. Place hat on head as seen in Figure 1....... - Tom
  11. "Day 24... I think they're planning to vote me off this week... I've decided that this week I HAVE to win immunity." - Shane
  12. "........attatch the string to the underside and tie firmly. Congratulations! You have just made a kite out of your hat........WHAT???" - 00Kevin
  13. Indy's christmas list this year includes the chitty chitty bang bang dvd and some hat staples - Ryan
  14. "Okay Hat, we're running low on hat staples, think you'll be okay for this scene?" - Dubya
  15. I wonder if they know by now that I can't read - Hello
  16. Once Marcus led them astray, Indy thought it might be better if his fedora took a look at a map. - Attila the Prof
  17. After leaving South Park, Mr. Hat begins a promising film career. - Kyle W. West
  18. As Harrison balances his checkbook, he discovers that his hat is heavier. -  HazMat
  19. "What's a three letter word for 'something worn on head' hmmmm....." - Ryan
  20. That's right! Harrison Ford was one of the lucky winners to get a free fedora with their Indy DVD collection... - adam

October 24th - November 10th:

  1. "I should have used Preperation H" - Ryan
  2. For the first time ever, Harrison Ford sees Calista Flockhart naked. - Scott
  3. In regards to the last caption... "Great Scott!" - Shane
  4. "Ladies and gentelman i give you......Walter Mathow" - Ryan
  5. Due to last months second plce caption, this was taken from Harriosons interview with TIE.com. - Brodie Bruce
  6. Shon, you're mishing it all. Elsha jusht shpilled water on her white bloushe. It'sh a wonderful shight. - Nic Candito
  7. I hate 2D graphics... you can totally tell that's a matee painting! - Shane
  8. Harrison's reaction after seeing "Matrix Revolutions".... - Ryan
  9. Crap. My left eye's coming out again. Makeup! - Lauren
  10. Due to budget cuts, Lucas was forced to do a kinky sex scene involving Harrison, Sean, and Alison Doody to boost ticket sales. - Dubya
  11. Harrison's DVD Commentary: Oh, yes, this face: How did I make that face? If I remember correctly, they had me watch Six Days & Seven Nights over and over again until I started to break down mentally. - Nic Candito
  12. What Harrison Ford really said was funny enough... "Kids, don't try this at home. Let the real professionals do it... people who really know what they're doing..." *sees the raging fire across the room* - Shane
  13. Harrison Ford has been replaced by John Turturro as Indiana Jones. Now his name will change from Indiana Jones to Indiana Juan. - Scott
  14. slightly off camera is the door to allison doody's dressing room, it's barely open but as you can see from this picture, open enough..... - Ryan
  15. Q:"Do pay attention 007, and by the way, I think your son's supper may have disagreed with him." - Tim Cameron
  16. I think the Viagra just kicked in! - Mikey
  17. Indy sees that the Nazi chippendale dancers are getting a little too close for comfort... - Mad Max
  18. Gotta pee, Gotta pee, Gotta pee - Hello
  19. Ford ( with very tense look) : "I wear my sunglasses at night so i can keep track of visions in my eyes...." - Ryan
  20. Getting hit with a vase, as you see, does have some after affects - Hello

 

October 4th - October 24th:

  1. "Are you trying to seduce me?" - Scott
  2. "Hey Harrison why don't you have a chat with the nice people from TIE.c like I did?" - Carlos
  3. Well, let's face it. I'm bored of staring at you. Have a drink? - Indiana JonAs
  4. "I'd move but my elbow seems to be glued to my knee....." - Ryan
  5. Belloq: "Of course, I always travle with Chipindale Dancers!" - Dubya
  6. Belloq: Young man......there's a place you can go! I said....young man.. - Indiana Jack
  7. Looking angrily at the man behind him, Indy does not notice Belloq, who stands patiently, eating unsuspecting flies as they pass by. - Shane
  8. Stephen's Indy dvd commentary-"George lucas really wanted to do a cameo as a villager with no pants on" - Ryan
  9. You may have the idol, Belloq. But I have something that you'll never have..A movie career. - Indymac
  10. Belloq - "This hat is supposed to protect me from flies." - indy148
  11. Belloq: Dr. Jones, The Red Sox just lost! How does it feel? Indy:Great. With Jock I'll never hear the end of it on the plane ride home. - Tim Cameron
  12. "We heard you know how to Riverdance....can you teach us?" - Ryan
  13. Webs grow as Indy waits for the next caption. - Ben Bickle
  14. Ah, another victim of the lines at the Indiana Jones ride in Disneyland, you should have used FastPass. - Cwiles
  15. Belloq is ready for adventure in the snappy little ensemble from Banana Republic. - Kyle W. West
  16. "Sheesh Belloq. This is some kind of fantasy for you. Out in the woods with a few dozen scantily clad men, why if it isn't for the fact that you are hitting on my girl later in the film I might suspect something." - Tim Cameron
  17. Belloq: "Nice hat. And I like the veil, it's a nice touch." - Attila the Prof
  18. A bunch of half naked guys running around, a guy covered in spider webs, and the police officer still has to say "so... what happened here???" - brnout
  19. "So.......are you planning on seeing the critically aclaimed masterpiece mystic river?" (this caption brought to you by the critically aclaimed masterpiece: Mystic River, a Clint Eastwood film) * this was not a plug* - Ryan
  20. Belloq:" Let's see Indy. It's Oct. 5th. It's very likely that we are going to be here for a while so to pass the time I would like to tell you about my childhood" Indy:(over shoulder)"Aaron, change the picture NOW!" - Tim Cameron
  21. "we've been expecting you, Mr. Bond.....and now you will die. MUHAHAHA! wait a minute? alright, who changed the scripts!?" - Ryan

 

September 23rd - October 4th:

  1. "Guys, stop screaming! This isn't Disneyworld! This train won't come of the track." - Scott
  2. Ford, who's dental work was slightly flawed, was not allowed to open his mouth and scream. - Scott "Arkansas" Smith
  3. Two words: Hat Staples - SlyCrime
  4. As the mine cart accellerated to 88 miles per hour, Willie and Short Round made sound effects with their mouths. - Shane
  5. Indy swore this would be the last time he took the family to Disney land. - Tim Cameron
  6. Gray Davis can't stop this runaway cart. Ahnold can! - SlyCrime
  7. OH MY GOD!!!! INDY'S FEDORA IS TAPERING!!!!!! THE HORROR! - Aaron
  8. Okay everyone...George will be directing from this point on. - Junior
  9. "I...have a secret. I'm not Indy...I'm Mindy." - Scott
  10. "Great Scott!" - Shane
  11. Being the most flattering picture of his wife, Stephen keeps it in his wallet - Ryan
  12. So this is where the Indy 500 comes from... - IndyRacer
  13. Willie: AHHHHHH!! Is that George Lucas in a speedo? - Indygirl21
  14. Yet, just as all seemed lost, Ashton Kutcher leaped from the shadows informing the terrified trio that they in fact had been Punk'd. Shorty and Willie were overcome by starstruck excitement. Indy slowly reached for his revolver. - Lauren
  15. "Whhheeeeee!!!!!" - brnout
  16. ..oh, wait, i mean "AAHHHHHH!!!" - brnout
  17. Not another bearded Yankee fan! I've seen enough of those! - SlyCrime
  18. "Would you two shutup?! It's just a...missing track...and mad...tribal...WE'RE GONNA DIE!" - Scott
  19. Shorty - "Don't look into the eyes of Mara Willie!!!" - indy148
  20. Sub-title... zip it. - Shane
  21. AHHHH!!!! GEORGE LUCAS IS STREAKING!!! - Indymac
  22. OH HORROR!! The unbeknownst trio, has accidentally ridden into a Celine Dion concert!!!!!!! - dumbblonde69
  23. Indy, Willie, and Short Round, having eluded the Thugee cult, now scream in terror as they face the worst horror of all...Disney's It's A Small World After All Ride! - Sean

September 11th - September 23rd:

  1. "Oh my...this is interesting...they used Pine Sol instead of Mop 'n Glow!" - Scott
  2. "Bacon, bacon! I smell bacon!" - Lauren
  3. "i seemed to have dropped a contact lense right under your skirt.....allow me to check..." - Ryan
  4. *Don't make eye contact...Don't make eye contact...* - SlyCrime
  5. "What is it boy? Timmy fell in the crypt?" - Lauren
  6. Indy faints of hunger while waiting for the caption to change - brnout
  7. Indy: There's an X right here. Marcus: Oh, dear God, Indy's seeing things again. - Nic Candito
  8. Indy Thinking - *With Elsa distracted by the 'X' I found, I could probably charge her right now and catch her off guard...* - Dubya
  9. Marcus- "Nice pants." Jones- "Dockers." - Lauren
  10. "Good boy, now beg" - cwiles
  11. Elsa: Im dropping my clothes now. Indy: Where are my glasses myyy GLASSES - Indydude
  12. "Damn, this would be so easy if I had Dad's laser watch." - Tim Cameron
  13. As a result of many long hours of begging Indy got his overdue book fine wavered - psychorabbitgirl
  14. Indy - "My contact fell out!  My CONTACT FELL OUT!"  Marcus - "Indy, you wear glasses..."  Indy - "Ah, well, uh, no harm in checking, yes..." - Carl
  15. "Okay, do you know how to do the 'Can Can' ?" "Who do you think I am? Willie Scott?" "No, never... you look more like Mariyln Monroe anyway." - Shane
  16. "Oh, c'mon, it's obvious!" yelled Indy, giving up on the game of charades. "Don't tell me you've never seen Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon!" - Westford
  17. "See as the elusive Indianus Jonesus stalks his prey. And at any given moment attack without mercy." - anonymous
  18. Elsa - "Indy, the marble is not eatable, stop that!" - SamnMax
  19. 'That's why they named the dog Indiana' - indy148
  20. Indy: "I remember the days they used to at least give you a scrubbing brush to clean these floors!" - Bamindy
  21. "okay, brody, get behind me, pose like a frog, and jump over me. Ilsa, you do the same thing over both of us. c'mon, it will be fun!" - brnout
  22. Indy(to himself) Damn, that skirt is longer than I thought. - Tim Cameron

 

September 2nd - September 11th:

  1. "See?! Electing Schwarzenegger governor of California caused a nuclear holocaust, like in his movie... Jingle All The Way!" - Scott
  2. "Stupid Apocolypse!" - SlyCrime
  3. Where will you be when diarrhea strikes for a third time? - Nic Candito
  4. Nic Candito and Shane-in-a-dress are forced to watch as their caption ideas are dynamited. - Tim Cameron
  5. "Before we die, I have to tell you that...my movie career will survive but yours won't!" - Scott
  6. "Can't they come up with a caption where I DON'T get brutally injured?!" - Dubya
  7. Herbal Essences strikes again... - Attila the Prof
  8. "That furtune cookie was right." - Tom
  9. "Whelp, Calista flew away!" - Scott
  10. What REALLY goes on in Martha Stewarts kitchen. - IndyMac
  11. After two hours being tied up at Kenny G's concert, God decides to give Indy and Marion a break. - Indymac
  12. "...Great balls of fire.." - Jazhara7
  13. Indy - "Marion, what the hell did you eat?!" - Dubya
  14. "OK Shane, I concede! You're the best!" - Nic Candito
  15. Hawaiian Tropic Sunscreen with Aloe, it's not just for the beach.... - Minnesota Jones
  16. this photo was taken from inside Marilynn Manson's basement and gave reason for police to finally issue a warrant - Ryan
  17. Jones and Marion suffer the torment of Ren and his wife changing yet another Coppertop diaper after "Mexican Night". - Renderking Fisk
  18. "Burn baby burn! Disco inferno! Burn baby burn! Burn!" - Shane
  19. Indy and Marion come to their muscial finale as the pyrotechnics create a stunning display behind them. - Andrew
  20. "I'm siiiiiiiingin' in the flame, just siiiiiiiingin' in the flame!" - Scott
  21. "It's a friends spin off! DON'T LOOK!!" - Ryan
  22. That happens to those who dare challenge Nic Candito. - Jazhara7
  23. "I'll never tell anyone I'm a witch again!" - ron
  24. On the next Fear Factor.... - Lauren
  25. Indy and marian after a night of drinking tea and listening to "lucy in the sky with diamonds" backwards.... - Ryan
  26. "Marion, I told you Independence day was a crappy movie! Why did you tie me here and force me to watch it?" - Tim Cameron
  27. "That's it Jones, I'm never going on one of your 'hot dates' again!!!" - Westford

 

August 22nd - September 2nd:

  1. As Indy dances around and has fun, 3 fire fighters chase around a flaming man with a shish-ka-bob protruding from his chest. - Shane
  2. "I'm not drunk! Give me the keys to the honey, car!" - Scott
  3. "Back home they call me the white Bojangles." - Nic Candito
  4. Where will you be when diarreha strikes... again - SlyCrime
  5. Harrison Ford tries to explain to the paparazzi, what 17 young female Indiana Jones fans were doing in his private suite. - indycurtis
  6. Indiana jones and the twelve... or maybe thirteen chinese playmates. - brnout
  7. I think I'll let Nic Candito be Indy in this picture... as long as I'm not one of the girls. - Shane
  8. Aaron wishes he was in that picture - 00Kevin
  9. It was Indy's worst nightmare combined with his greatest dream - hundreds of dancing girls and a giant snake. - Attila the Prof
  10. Hold it, everyone! I'm trying to find a woman, about 5'2, black straight hair, dark slitty eyes, speaks Chinese, is wearing a funky "rice paddy" hat..anyone seen her? - indygirl21
  11. "I ain't nuthin' but a hound dog..." - Bamindy
  12. He dances better than Kate Capshaw! - Nic Candito
  13. As Indiana Jones does his best Elvis impersonation, he is swarmed by Thai porn stars. - Scott
  14. "wow! this Prozac works great" - Ryan
  15. 'The new "Indiana Jones Epic Stage Show Spectacular!!!" ' - Indy148
  16. After having "too much to drink" at Lao Che's table, Indy decides to take Willie's place on the stage while she drools over a diamond . . . - Dakota Brown
  17. Why the hell make this a caption?! It's funny enough like it is! - Dubya
  18. After giving the James Bond life a try, Indiana Jones decided it was easier to run from boulders than drink a martini. - Shane
  19. Scenes from the never before seen N-Sync Music Video in TOD are available for the first time on the new Indy DVD Bonus Disc 4 - JPV
  20. Harrison Ford stars in the hit musical Shirley Temple of Doom - Scott "Arkansas" Smith
  21. Everybody step back! Nic is about to submit a caption!! - C Wiles
  22. Indy does some polka for the ladies - indyfan

 

August 12th - August 22nd:

  1. "Hey... Leprachaun, I mean... Dad... how does that river dance go again?" - Shane
  2. "Look at this tie. Hmm, I wonder if this is a subliminal plug to a certain website..." - Scott
  3. "Dad!"  "What?"  "I've got some good news!"  "What's that?  Do you know a way to escape this death trap?"  "No, but I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance!" - SamnMax
  4. "First you yell at me during June 13-24's caption and now this." - Brodie Bruce
  5. My, how neatly that rope was tied around our co-heros! - Scott "Arkansas" Smith
  6. "Dad!" "What?" "Line!" "What?" "LINE!" "Oh!" - Shane
  7. Another 'Saved money on car insurence moment' - Indiana--Jones
  8. Henry - "That shtripper over there almosht completely distractsh me from the fire about to conhsume ush..." - Dubya
  9. "I've gotten out of situations like this before. This hat doubles as an inside out hat. I don't know how it helps but it's still damn cool." - Scott
  10. "Shon... this isn't what I had in mind for a quite night by a roaring fire and a good book." - Renderking Fisk
  11. "Maybe if we yell in German, they'll come in, thinking we're on their side, and untie us?" "Good idea shon!" "Hah! Thanks dad! Whenever you're ready, just start yelling." "Shon... do you shpeak German?" "...No, d' you?" "I can't beleive you..." - Shane
  12. "You were in Boy Scouts. You don't have to prove to me that you know how to make fire!" - Scott
  13. "Wait... Schnell!! Heil!! Dad, I'm telling you this'll work!" "Well, you've got them laughing and shtaring... I'm glad I have you around, shon." - Shane
  14. "When I mean whip it out..." - Scott
  15. "Mmm...barbecuey" - M.M.Burger
  16. "Heh, this reminds me of a joke i heard the other day" - brnout
  17. "This isn't rope Indiana, it's a snake!" "GAAAAAAAAAH!" "Hahaha, boy did Boy Scouts soften you up!" - Scott
  18. "So Junior..........." "NOT NOW DAD! I'm constipated!" "Oh." - 00Kevin
  19. "Maybe this isn't a great time but i gotta pee" - Ryan
  20. "Where's your neat spy gadgets now, dad!?" - Crev
  21. "this always works beter in the movies" - indycurtis
  22. "Way to use my 'Lucky Charm,' leprachaun." - Shane
  23. "You go this way...I'll go that way." - 00Kevin
  24. "y'know what would be funny? it would be funny if the roof collap... AHHHH" *CRASH* - brnout
  25. John Williams goes for a litlle change in music: "It's gettin' hot in here.. so take off all your clothes..." Indy: "What the hell?!" Jones Sr. : "Yes, I believe that's where we are." - TenHut

 

August 5th - August 12th:

  1. "Talk to the hand!" - Ryan
  2. "senor i didn't know that was your sister. Please put me down" - adam watts 
  3. "Think... What did the worst case scenario survival guide say about this one..." - indycurtis
  4. "Hold on Nic... it's my turn to do something that gets recognition," said Shane - Shane
  5. "Señor, your grip is turning my man-boob to mush." - Nic Candito
  6. "Stay back. These captions are bad!" - indyfan
  7. "well buddy, let's take a minute to soak in the fact that Jerry Springer isn't running for senate" - Ryan
  8. Indy - "Who cut the cheese?" - indy148
  9. 'Quickly, smell my finger." - Scott
  10. "I'll Be Back" - adam watts
  11. "Senior?" asked Sa.... whatever. "Would you please stop molessssting me?" - Shane
  12. Indy - "That's what I'm .............. LINE!!!" - indy148
  13. Satipo: "What if we grab the golden sun behind us and forget the idol?" Indy: "No way, there isn't enough sand in my bag" - Indiana JonAs (2)
  14. "We must get that script or else Lucas will create another star wars prequel to squeeze more money out of the franchise! The world needs us!" - Ryan
  15. "Hey, you got peanut butter in my chocolate. Now it's gonna taste like crap." - Nic Candito
  16. Indy: "Stand back, Stupido, this is a job for someone who can accurately guess the weight of a fertility idol to determine how much sand will be needed in the sand bag . . ." - Dakota Brown
  17. "Hold on, I gotta pee" - SlyCrime
  18. "Hold on...I...I...I love you." - Scott
  19. "Don't mess with the Fonz" - 00Kevin
  20. "well el guapo or whatever your name is.......let me tell you a story about when i was a young boy...." - Ryan
  21. Indy - "Of course I didn't kill my wife!!" - indy148
  22. "It tears me up inside knowing that no one knows how to spell your name Stapito... Satipo... Frank." - Nic Candito

 

June 13th - June 24th:

  1. "Wait a second... you're not a leprachaun!" - Shane
  2. "It wasz a tie shon, that can't be conshidered a win." - Nic Candito
  3. Indy "stop complaining or I'm going to turn this motorcycle around!" - indycurtis
  4. "And when we get back, you're gonna teach me to River Dance. Got it?" - Shane
  5. Indy: "R-E-S-P-E-C-T! Find out what it means to me!" - Dakota Brown
  6. "I told you to wear Depends!!" - Richard
  7. "See, Dad, I told you Nic Candito would make it to #1 again!" - Nic Candito
  8. "I disagree! finding Nemo might be the greatest film of all time!" - Ryan
  9. "I'm telling you Dad, if Nic Candito wins this ONE MORE TIME... I'm quitting!" - kraftdinnerclone
  10. "WOULD YOU PLEASE PUT A HAT ON!!! I CAN'T STAND THE GLARE!!!!!" - 00Kevin
  11. "Good God Shon, your breath ish horrible!" - Dubya
  12. "No dad, I'll come home whenever I want too! I'm almost 60 for crying out loud!" - Dutch
  13. "And they TIED for first place!" - Shane (:-X ~Aaron)
  14. "Pull my finger" (If I am the only one who thinks of this then I will eat my shorts) - hello
  15. "FOR THE LAST TIME: I don't have a huge arensal of gadgets to use at my disposal, nor do I have an Aston Martin to EJECT YOU out of!" - Shane
  16. "What, you've been sleeping with Calista, too?? I can't take this anymore!!!" - indygirl21
  17. "NO! I REFUSE to EVER count to twenty in Greek AGAIN!!" - Indygirl21
  18. (Okay, okay, here's my corny joke... Good luck beating this one Nic! :P) "Dad! This is the last time I go on a crusade with YOU!" - Shane
  19. "We've Got 12 hours and I have a $#!#load of Bald jokes!" - 00Kevin
  20. Sean Connery and Harrison Ford clash in their debate over who really is the sexiest man alive - indycurtis
  21. After the third voice of the chitty chitty bang bang theme song Jones SR wishes he never said that Indy couldn't sing - Ryan
  22. Harrison Ford discovers that it was Sean who suggested to Steven that he staple his hat on. - Shane

 

May 31st - June 13th:

  1. After barely escaping the clutches of Shane, Nic Candito escapes to make back onto the #1 spot on this caption! - Nic Candito
  2. The deal was for 1st place with this caption... put it there, and I'll email you the money! - Shane
  3. Steven Spielberg proposes to Kate... - Shane
  4. "Damn you sushi chef!" - Nic Candito
  5. Willy finds Nic Canditos body, it having not been very well hidden by the angry mob after they killed him... - Andrew
  6. Indy's college Frat Party goes horribly wrong... - Dubya
  7. (insert 1st place caption here) - Shane
  8. This is where Samuel L. Jackson would say his Pulp Fiction line "Be cool bitch! Bitch be Cool!!" - Mikey
  9. Short round has his ways of getting Willie to take her clothes off - Ryan
  10. "There are 2 dead people down here!" Willie locates the bodies of Shane and Nic Candito, both holding the other man's throat, and each with a list of bribes and captions in their pockets... - Shane
  11. And we're back to the Temple pics! - Nic Candito
  12. Willie is in anguish over how long it takes for the captions to be updated... - Andrew
  13. Beetle... melts in your mouth, not on your shirt. - indyfreak
  14. "Oh! You perverted cockroach!" - Shane
  15. "Steven, this isn't very funny!" - Nic Candito
  16. whoa... hey... that feels kinda.... good... - indianasmith
  17. "Bugs? Why did it have to be bugs?" - Andrew a.k.a. Indiana Jones
  18. Welcome to today's episode of... Fear Factor! - Shane
  19. "I knew I shouldn't have insulted the Indian Mafia!" - Nic Candito
  20. after staring at the flame for days on end while ppl submitted caption Willie was submitted to a mental hospital after becoming a pyromaniac and attempting to burn the site down - Ryan
  21. "Gee, when Indy said he wanted to spark up some romance between us, I had no idea that this was what he meant..." - Canyon
  22. It wasn't the bug in Willie's clevage that was bothering her... it was more the smirk on it's face - Bigfoot
  23. "Hey babe, my little friends down there say you're not a real blonde...." - Marco Termeer
  24. "aaaaAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa!!!!! Come to me my insect friends!!!!" - Dakota Brown
  25. "Steven get me the hell out of here RIGHT NOW!" - Yolegoman
  26. "OK, I knew Spielberg was filming on a tight budget, but this catering sucks!" - Marco Termeer
  27. "This is the SECOND TIME I've broken a nail today! Indy, you're gonna pay!" - Indygirl21
  28. "Fortune Cookies!!!!!" - Menno T.

May 22nd - May 31st:

  1. Visitors to the captions section of TIE.com finally get their hands on Nic Candito, and this is what he got for SO many of his captions getting praised! - Shane
  2. Michael Jackson during surgery. - Nic Candito
  3. After Steven suggested a Raiders special edition the reaction was somewhat horrifying. - Brodie Bruce
  4. "Hey great mask....oh dear lord!" - Tom
  5. "Now I finally know how the wicked Witch of the West felt..." - Dr. Quest
  6. "Ich bin einschmelzung!" - Nic Candito
  7. C'mon man, Marion wasn't that ugly! - Dutch
  8. He's not a hampster, but it still looks cool when you put him in the microwave. - Shane
  9. Good ol' claymation. - Nic Candito
  10. The first astronaut on the sun... - Shane
  11. Melt in your mouth, not on your hand... - indycurtis
  12. "GAH! Lucas! PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON!!!" - SamnMax
  13. That's what Michael Jackson gets for staying out in the sun too long. - Jonathan Spindler
  14. .............This is your face on drugs. - 00Kevin
  15. After seeing the Raiders of the Lost Ark special edition... - Dubya
  16. Tim Taylor and his blow-torch... Sad. - Shane
  17. See Toht? That's what ya get for watching all of those 'Full House' re-runs.. - Sean
  18. "I vont to suck your blood!" - Greg
  19. Today in the news Bill Gates died in a freak Computer explosion accident - Ryan
  20. "I should of used Perperation-H!!" - Richard Mendoza
  21. That was some serious acne medication... - Shane
  22. Geez, don't you know you're not supposed to feed him after midnight? - indyfreak
  23. "How did it happen? well, I was shaving and........ - 00Kevin
  24. AAARRRGGH! STUPID MINT M&M'S!!! - Indymac
  25. "... I'm going after a candy with incredible historical significance, you're dressed like the boogey-man!" - Shane
  26. "WASSUP?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" - 00Kevin

 

May 12th - May 22nd:

  1. "So, that's how the elephant gives birth!" - Nic Candito
  2. "I've seen some strange stuff in my day, Indy, but I've never seen a gazelle chase a lion before," - Scott
  3. indy- "So THIS is a nudist camp" other kid- " No. this is my tribe!" - Ryan
  4. "One day Simba, all this land will be your's"-"But I'm Indy!!!"