September 13th - November 23rd:

1. "Mos Eisley Spaceport, you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy..." - Neolithic
2. Gordon Street? Ah yes, Gordon Street. I use to know a girl who lived there, when I was young. Not a day goes by that I don't think of that girl and the promise that I made which I will always keep. That one perfect day on Gordon Street. ... Oh, its three blocks up, two over. - Padis
3. "When they said 'biggest ball of twine in Minnesota' they really meant it." - Ryan
4. Gandhi 2... The Staff of Ra - Shane
5. Willie : Indy...I'm bleeding... Indy : Not now, Willie. - David
6. "The next caption will rise above us as the sun will... only it takes much longer." - Ben Bickle
7. "Yes, theres a large cliff over there that you can push her off of." - Scott "Arkansas" Smith
8. Indy and Willie arrive at Woodstock, and are greeted by the most fully dressed hippie present. - Shane
9. Indy: So. It's true...India does have this..."Bollywood" they speak of. - Mad Max
10. Hindu Guy: It's Mega-Maid! She's gone from suck to blow!!! - IndyFan2000
11. While Indy and the shaman decide where to put the Christmas tree Willie discoveres a nasty ketchup stain on her blouse. - Luca Bos
12. Willie - "Nice bag......why can't there be 'Williegear.com?'...." - Indy 148
13. I believe the place you seek is somewhere over that rainbow. - Nic Candito
14. ...But somewhere in this forbidden place...where man has tampered with nature...oops, sorry, wrong tag-line! - David
15. I hope Chewbacca pops out of that AT-ST. - Tim Cameron
16. "Dan Rather's career went down right about.......there" - Ryan
17. ....And that's where we buried Jimmy Hoffa. Up next on our tour... - Mad Max
18. "the bad captions are all sent there" - Ryan
19. "And that's where that stupid elephant sat on my head!" - indyjones444
20. It's 10 pm. Where's your deoderoent. - Buttmonkey

 

August 10th - September 13th:

1. Mr. January for the TIE.com Calendar - Nic Candito
2. "Wherever trouble rears its head, I'll be there! Whenever an innocent is in danger of harm, I'll be there! Whenever a Sunday roast is layed helplessly on a dinning room table, yes... I'll be there!" - Rick
3. Let's look on as the young porker stalks his prey.... - SamnMax
4. "You will respect my authoritor!" - Mandog
5. "Alone at last, now I can let one rip..." - Dubya
6. Spielberg's ultimate motivation for his actor: the caterer is late. - Scott
7. Indy: age 10. Ironic, really, huh? - lardferbrains
8. I wonder why TIE.c didn't ask me to do an interview - Dr.Jones
9. Surgeon General's warning: Marshmallowing causes obesity. - Indiana JonAs
10. "My name is Bob...and I served with John Kerry..." - Ryan
11. Here we see Lord Lardbucket as he surveys the land... - deadguy
12. "Abadee Abadee Abadee that's all folks" - Dr.Jones
13. Luckily Chunk was on patrol. - spednock
14. Meanwhile, outside the batcave... - Shane
15. "Hey, look at those hillbillys playing banjos, they look like a couple of fun guys" - Stan
16. Hey.. I DO represent 25% of the american population just by being fat! - Peter
17. What is that? Wait....Could it be?.....*Gasp!* CHEESE!!!!! - Travis
18. "hmmm.....bugles chips...or bugle the instrument.....chips" - Ryan
19. "Hey! where's the cream filling?" - Samantha
20. "They call me MISTER Pig!" - Luca bos

July 23rd - August 10th:

1. "Pardon me, do have any Grey Poupon?" - I.Jones
2. Your weapons...you will not need them. - Indygirl
3. Indy's only weakness was a pressure point near his elbow which when touched caused violent bowl movements. - Check
4. Do not panic senor, I too once had my hand stuck down my trousers.... - Chat Noir
5. Indy and Satipo are invited to Michael Eisner's house for dinner. - Shane
6. That's not flatulence. It's brimstone. We're close. - Tim Cameron
7. "senor...no one has ventured into Lucas' trailer and made it out alive...please.." - Ryan
8. Satipo - "Indy, if you die in there, can I have your Wested?" - indy148
9. Satipo: Please, senor, you must tell me! Indy: All right, fine...the chicken crossed the road... - Ben Friend of Indy
10. Satipo: Senor...don't go in there! You know Shane will make some kind of Back-To-The-Future caption! Indy: You're right, the man's obsessed... - Mad Max
11. I'd really rather not go in there....i have a fear of dark places, the unknown......and harpoons for some reason. - Indianawoody
12. Satipo - "Is this lambskin?" - Shane
13. Sapito: "Does my career look good from here on?" - I.Jones
14. After "heating it up" for 12 hours, Indy heaves a sigh of relief as he blasts a big one. - lovearat
15. Satipo: "Senor, nobody's come out of... oh my, your arm, it's so weak!  You'd better get working if you want to be in shape for Temple of Doom!" - SamnMax
16. "Senor... my spider sense is tingling..." - Shane
17. "He knew where to hurt me...Knew all about my broken elbow..." 007: The World is Plenty Enough - Tennessee R
18. Satipo - "You do have a Capital One card, right?" - Shane
19. No, you have it all wrong. It's called the Vulcan NECK pinch for a reason. - Lightning
20. Forgive me. I just can't help but notice how firm your arm is. - Parker Jones

July 3rd - July 23rd:

1. Ford: "I want you to hit me, as hard as you can..." - SamnMax
2. Steven: "Indy! I thought you were dead!" Indy: "While there's a franchise to uphold? I don't think so!" - Mad Max
3. As Steven prepares to smack Harrison with an Akubra, the Prime Minister of Pakistan sneaks up behind Ford... - Shane
4. "You'll never get away with it, Ewoks have no place in the world of Indiana Jones!" - Prince
5. Spielberg watches in horror as a small head with frizzy white hair pops out of Indy's left shoulder. - Mad Max
6. Ford: "Steven, it wasn't funny when Robin Williams did it, and it's not funny now..." - Dubya
7. Steven: "Waddya mean Shane killed Roger Rabbit!?" - Ryan
8. "I'm sorry I said your hat had taper..." - Rick5150
9. Rocco Siffredi on DVD audio commentary: "You don't really want to see what comes next..." - Indiana JonAs
10. Ford: "Steven, we've all seen that Robin Williams joke a hundred times now..." - Tim Cameron
11. Does it really smell that bad? - Adam "molorom"
12. What you don't see is Spielberg holding an axe as he and Ford reenact the famous death scene of Scatman Crothers in 'The Shining' - Billybob
13. "Harrison I told you to stop showing up at all of my sets" "waddya mean?" "This is E.T." "well that explains alot" - Ryan
14. "You thought you'd gotten away with it didn't you" "WHAT!? Damn you Indy! My plans to insert Ewoks into Raiders is foiled!" - Larry
15. Judo CHOP!!! - Tim Cameron
16. Steven: My God...The Stepford Husband program worked better than I thought! - Mad Max
17. You're right, I should take a shower... - Alex
18. "You come up, you open the door, and you say...?" "Hey you, get your damn hands off her." - Shane
19. Ford: "Steven, if you strike me down, then I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine..." - Hagen
20. "Steven, for the last time, I don't want a piggy back ride." - Kyle

June 21st - July 3rd:

1. Indy - "I've been meaning to ask you... who framed Roger Rabbit?" - Shane
2. "Did you really do it with my dad?" - Rahul from India
3. "While you were asleep.... Michael Jackson gained control of the world..." - Ryan
4. So, who did you prefer? Dad or me? - David
5. They were blown off in 'Nam huh? - Lokij
6. Brody: Did he just kiss that rat? - Dr.Jones
7. Elsa- "Oh Indy I didn't know that you were one who jumps into proposal so soon, but yes. I DO!!!" Indy- " What are you talking about, I'm merely trying to figure out what this X on the floor means." Marcus- "Where? I don't see it..." - monkeeman John
8. "I wasn't in the second movie..." "WE KNOW, MARCUS! stop saying that!" - Ryan
9. elsa and marcus stare at indy as he confess to the fact that he uses just for men hair jell -  Adam "molorom"
10. "what's going on?" "Michael Moore pushed me over in order to get to the hotdog stand" - Ryan
11. Indy "We have reason to believe that you are hiding a box of Pringles in your hair." - Silverwyd
12. Indy: Just keep looking at my eyes, eventually he will get bored and leave. - Scott "Arkansas" Smith
13. Elsa: "I was almost eaten by Michael Moore, but luckily, Marcus had a giant doughnut and we managed to escape." - Dubya
14. Indy - "Before we take this any further... you're not with Steven too, are you? George then? Okay..." - Shane
15. "Elsa...I have good news and bad news...the good news is it was wonderful...the bad news was Marcus was standing behind us the whole time" - Ryan
16. Marcus Brody looks puzzles as to what exactly Elsa meant by "Indy, wanna see my tomb?" - Indianawoody
17. "My hand seems to be glued to my knee...I recall this hapening to Belloq once" - Ryan
18. Boy, I sure miss having my hat, this is two captions in a row. - Dr.Jones
19. Marcus: "I gotta go; I'm missing The Simpsons!" - Travis
20. "wow, this inflatable barbie is just like the real thing" - 00Kevin

June 8th - June 21st:

1. "Is Clinton's book tour over yet?" - Mark
2. Look! I'm Kilroy - Miroku
3. "now that I've hidden inside this Krispy Kreme doughnut i can...OH NO! Louie Anderson!" - Ryan
4. "Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs..." - SamnMax
5. Indy: "Has Aaron changed the caption yet?" - Tim Cameron
6. (Insert Pink Panther music here) - Mad Max
7. Indiana Jones after one of Barnett College's signature frat parties... - Dubya
8. "She IS with Steven..." - Shane
9. Indy watches in fear as more serials of the Gypsy's Kiss are made... - Mad Max
10. "why....yes...I have considered going into hand modeling..." - Ryan
11. Indy hides in the back of the Amish buggy, hoping Sallah and Danny Glover won't spot him - Tim Cameron
12. Indy soon learns of George's evil plan to replace all the Nazis in Raiders with Ewoks... - Dubya
13. Its only become a rumor, something whispered in the wind. But at night you can still hear echos of Indy taking a crap in the Nazi's truck while no one was looking - Nazi-phobe
14. Indy hides in fear, knowing that by the next caption, he'll be bombarded with countless "Spider-Man 2" references... - Mad Max
15. Indy soon regretted ever spying on Spielberg in his dressing room. - lardferbrains
16. Do NOT sound the horn.......! - Tomika
17. "Does this thing suck, or blow? SUUUUCK!" - Deadguy
18. At last they reveal "What Lies Beneath..." - monkeeman John
19. Oooh, I hate the part where Belloq's head explodes. - David
20. Indy suddenly comes up through the sewer system of the Playboy mansion. - I.Jones

May 23rd - June 8th:

1. Indy - "Wait... you're with Steven?" - Shane
2. Oh my God...Wonder Woman... - Mad Max
3. Indy- "Does my hat look a bit .... weird, to you? - Kentucky Blues
4. over intercomm: "and our in flight movie today will be 'Swept away' Starring Madonna" - Ryan
5. Willie: Indy, the possibility of sucessfully navigating an asteroid field...Indy: Never tell me the odds - Indianawoody
6. Hey...you're a replicant, aren't you? - Mad Max
7. "Wanna join the mile high club?" - Dubya
8. Indy: "Yes, I know, my hat sucks, but hey, it's Temple of Doom." - SamnMax
9. Michael Moore won WHAT!? - palehorse
10. "This thing got a hemi?" - Kyle
11. "Willie, did anyone ever tell you, you're ugly when you're scared, and when you're angry, and when you're singing, and..." - Dubya
12. Willie - "Oh my gosh! Look at the taper on that hat!" - Shane
13. Indy "Dont worry, it wont hurt.............much." - BOB
14. Spielberg on Commentary: "Oddly enough, this scene was left IN the movie..." - Deadguy
15. "we're heading straight for Michael Moore...the padding should cushion the crash" - Ryan
16. Indy: What, I only killed the pilot to get some practice. - lardferbrains
17. Indy and Willie summed up everyones reactions when they hear Lucas was making even MORE changes to the Star Wars Special Editions for their DVD release - Nazi-phobe
18. Indy - "Oh, George and I are going skinny-dipping, wanna come?!" - Ben Friend of Indy
19. Indy makes eye contact, unlike in the Gaming Caption. - intergamer
20. "what are you staring at" (pause) "nothing" (pause) "I"M NOT WEARING A WIG!" - Ryan

May 12th - May 23rd:

1. Some may say the questions during a TIE interview are...too tough - Ryan
2. "Another Michael Moore related bludgeoning..." - Dubya
3. Hmmm...the rabbit must have gotten him. - Mad Max
4. So much for the "black man dies first" theory - Skabatula
5. "Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless. " - Andrew
6. Indy pauses as he debates whether or not he should put down the idol and play a round of the "Whose Line is it Anyway?" game "Dead Bodies"..... - Kentucky Blues
7. Jacob? Jacob Marley?? - Bamindy
8. He's dead, Jim. - Mad Max
9. Satipo - "...added 40 or 50 years to my lifetime. They also replaced my spleen and colon. How do I look?" - Shane
10. Indy - "You look great, Doc." - Shane
11. "Only one person could be responsible for this....Rosie O'donnel" - Ryan
12. There were obviously some holes in his plan - James Bond
13. "Today in the news after signing autographs Michael Eisner went on a killing spree" - Ryan
14. "Woah! You know he dead!" - Dubya
15. Hi, and welcome to the muppet show! Our special guest muppet...Satipo! - David
16. Harrison Ford: "He was seduced by the dark side of the Force ... oops, wrong film!" - Whitby Cat
17. Indy-"So really, what is it? Satipo or Sapito?" - Andrew
18. Indy: Could have been worse...you could have been in Temple of Doom. - Mad Max
19. Indy Hums "Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, another 1 bites the dust." - BOB
20. Shane got a little... stuck... on this caption - Nic Candito

May 5th - May 12th:

1. "All my love, Michael Eisner." - Shane
2. "Ren... love your work, it reminds me of my early drafts of Mien Komph.  Keep Ranting... Your Secret Admirer (Adolph)." - Jack Colton
3. "...they had become *sob* little women." - Kyle
4. The suprising plottwist in 'Little Hitler goes to Poland' made them all go silent. - Hypnos
5. What have you written? 'Change...the...caption.' - David
6. ..I do not like them in a box I do not like them with a fox... - Donny
7. A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away - Scott L
8. Spielberg: "OK, who switched the diary with the one from the Last Crusade Graphic Adventure?!" - Skabatula
9. Hitler: "To Shane... Nic Candito" - Shane
10. The Hitler Costume was popular but short lived at Disneyland. - Nic Candito
11. I am having the strangest feeling of Deja Vu... - Brodie Bruce
12. Indy - "Wait, your not Goofy...." - indy148
13. Hitler: You don't know the power of the dark side - Senor Jones
14. One of these three is not like the others. One of these men just doesn't belong. Can you tell which man is not like the others before I finish my song? - Nic Candito
15. Tobey Maguire is honored to meet his biggest idols: Harrison Ford...and Hitler - Ryan
16. Fascinating...this book is so laden with potat chip grease its transluscent. - Mad Max
17. Officer: So, what kind of script are YOU writing for Indy 4 - Senor Jones
18. Now Dad's diary will be worth more on Ebay! - Skabatula
19. Tired of having the Indy IV script rewritten, Ford finally took it to the best writer he could think of, Hitler! - Shane
20. "Lemme see.....torture....torture...torture...mass murder....seduction....plot with Japanese....read 1 self improving Magazine....bomb free world....murder....rape....develope new France Joke....murder...murder...murder....mass murder again....betray all superpowers.....murder...murder....seduction....brain washing....torture...interrogation...torture....develop new plan to reduce world population....read 'MUSTACHES FOR DUMMIES'....torture...mass murder......AH! here we go, I beleive I can squeeze you in at 7 O'clock." - 00Kevin

April 14th - May 5th:

1. "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine." - Brodie Bruce
2. Indy: "Niagara Falls! Slow-ly I turned..." - Ben Friend of Indy
3. "A mummy with a knife? Awesome...gauze at your convenience." - Scott
4. "Dad?! Is that you?!" - Mike
5. Indy: "You fight like a dairy farmer!" Man: "How appropriate. You fight like a cow." - Jazhara7
6. Indy: "Give... me... back... my... eggo." - Shane
7. "Wait! I'm not wearing a cup!" - Ryan
8. Indy: *Gasp* "Who are you!?" Arab: "I'm your uncle buck!" - Dubya
9. Indy: No, no...that's not a knife...(pulls out a machete) THIS...is a knife.. - Mad Max
10. "Oh my God he's got a knife! Please don't shoot!" - Karl
11. Indy - "Oh no, I'm being attacked by angry Arabs, but maybe I can intimidate them by acting like an out-of-control monkey!!!" - monkeeman John
12. Let my armies be the rocks and the trees...and the pots on the table... - Andrew
13. Tired of dying all of Indiana's shirts to the exact color, the crew decided to film Raiders in black in white. - Skabatula
14. The arabs are really fellow Indy Gear fans trying to tel Indy his bag is turned the wrong way. - indy148
15. In sepia-toned Tunisia, no one can hear your bowels move... - Nic Candito
16. "I'm Indiana Jones. I'm an idol seeker, I've had many women, and I live in a van down by the river!" - Scott
17. Arab - Hello Mr. Anderson..... - indy148
18. Harrison Ford "I hope my dysintery doesn't effect this scene" - BOB
19. Indy: I can hit you harder with a pan than my girlfriend can. - Senor Jones
20. So, it's a game of chicken ya want, huh? - David

April 1st - April 14th:

1. "Wait a minute... X DOES mark the spot!" - Jimmy the Stix
2. Indy starts to worry as he sees some of the boys in his class with writing on their eyelids. - Andrew
3. "Mmmm... Rare Antiquities..." - SamnMax
4. NERRRRRRD - SlyCrime
5. After saying yes the an TIE interview, the questions were so dumb Harriosn Ford became stupified. - Brodie Bruce
6. "Whoa..." - Dubya
7. "yup....this is what college can do to you" - Ryan
8. Aaron! What the hell is that written on your eyelids??? - IndyBlues
9. Dude, archeology rocks... - Tony Danza
10. "Why is there a camera infront of me right now?" - Nick
11. "Ya know, in this light, Marcus looks pretty good..." - Dubya
12. INDY: Wait, close your eyes again, I didn't finish - Mad Max
13. An exhausted Indy stares at the student in the front row, whose eyelids read "Dark Coffee" - Shane
14. "Almost.... there... GAH!  Damnit!  I can't cross my eyes!" - Hendrix
15. "They're making another one? Are they kidding?" - indycurtis
16. Hold on, my prescription isn't too good...WHAT does that say on your eyes? - Mad Max
17. "You are now under my complete control. Repeat after me: Hollywood Homicide was a GOOD movie" - Norris
18. "As you can see from the look on my face, I don't understand the subject material any better than you." - Dr Jones
19. Harrison Ford tries to make sense of Renderking's last rant on Foolishness. - Jack Colton
20. Ralph, are you eating your paste? - future 007
21. "why yes...people do tell me I kind of resemble Harrison Ford" - Ryan
22. Apparently, headlights have the same effect on Indy as they do on deer - Kevin

March 18th - April 1st:

1. "Oh my god! a beached whale! oh wait....george is tanning again..." - Ryan
2. Callista's floating on the water...that can only mean one thing...She's a WITCH! BURN HER!!! - Mad Max
3. What do you mean how long can I hold my breath? - Brodie Bruce
4. "Drive, yes....Dock, no...." - Andrew
5. I didn't kill my wife!" - Scott
6. "Row, row, row your boat..." - Jazhara7"
7. I just realized something. Wow, this is like "Raiders" all over again! - Pat
8. Harrison Ford is set to star in Six Days, Seven Nights 2 in which he goes on a gay cruise and lands on a pleasure beach. Harrison calls this his "coming out" movie because anyone who spends three months with Anne Heche will make you like men. - Scott
9. Indy: Get off my boat! - Mad Max
10. "STOP WIGGLING! i'm trying to gawk!" - Ryan
11. "I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big light blur." - Andrew
12. "Ok, ok, here's my French impression!" - SlyCrime
13. Thar She Blows! - Tom
14. Ford: Why do I feel like Jack Ryan all of a sudden? - Tim Cameron
15. "Dammit Wolfgang! That last shot of the airplane was horrible!" - Scott
16. Yep, punching out four christians on a quest for the holy grail is a sure-fire way to get into heaven..... - Indianawoody
17. "Since when did they put George Bush's head on the stature of Liberty!?" - Ryan
18. Abandoning the plans of world peace, Mr. President proceeds to beat up the representative from India, stopping only when his secretary walked in on them. - Shane
19. Indy: We're gonna need a bigger boat...the propeller chopped the back end off of ours. - Mad Max
20. My spidy senses are tingling - Wolfwood

March 10th - March 18th:

1. "Hey George....what does f-l-a-m-a-b-l-e mean?" - Ryan
2. "I finally found it. The legendary Bong of Tolkein." - Scott
3. "Made...in...Taiwan....." - I.Jones
4. "Damn, just another piece of junk, when am I going to find an good cereal box prize?" - Woldwood
5. Yes, we still have decades to wait before Indy decides to make the smart decision and upgrade to a lighter. - Zac
6. Statue: "No, don't burn Mr. Bill, Noooooooooo!!!" - Dubya
7. I didn't know that maches could burn for over a week. I'll try that the next time I want to look at my anubis statue. - Ben Bickle
8. As one can see, Indy had quite a tendancy for setting small mammals on fire. - Lovemoth
9. Reminds me of the 4th cat figurine, at Barnett College." Cat hisses, and young Indy falls down a coal chute." - Tennessee R
10. indy: Talk or you're dead! Statue: My soul is prepared! How's yours? Indy: Holy cow, the statue can talk! - Mad Max
11. "So this is what I was doing in that dark farm last week when I dropped the match and the barn cought on fire?" - Samatha
12. the romantic lighting is excellent as he leans in for the kiss... - RubberDuckie
13. Indy - "My........Preciousssss....." *I couldn't resist* - indy148
14. "Let me show you how it works. I put my weed in this part and then I light this part with a match..." - Mikey
15. "Now, I place the orichalcum in the Anubis' mouth, and it bursts through a stone wall, real corny-like." - Tennessee R
16. Now... be careful... remember what happened LAST time you lit the match! - Shane
17. *Sergeant walks in on Indy* Indy: "SERGEANT! Did you see anything?"" Sergeant: "NO SIR! I DIDN'T SEE YOU PLAYING WITH YOUR DOLLS AGAIN SIR!" - 00Kevin
18. Oh yes, Anubis, god of......um......uh.......i know this......its uh.................. - Indianawoody
19. Indy performs ritual sacrifice on the idol because it looks like a donkey and is therefore Democrat. - intergamer
20. ......................oh! you blinked! ha! i win! - KevinT

March 1st - March 10th:

1. "Now I know what a TV dinner feels like." - palehorse
2. "....I didn't do it." - SamnMax
3. "Ooh right, the inflammable thing!" - SlyCrime
4. Damn you George! - Ryan
5. Due to the show's lack of success, George was forced to burn down the set of the Young Indiana Jones TV series.  Tragically, he forgot to tell the cast... - Carl
6. As Marty McFly said... "Sorry about your barn!" - Shane
7. AC/DC fades in, "I'm on the highway to hell!" - Dubya
8. "Here we are at what once was the Howard Dean campaign headquarters." - Ryan
9. Damn it! Fire always sets off my allergies! - Captain Caption
10. In retrospect, the gate HAD seemed a little foreboding... - Rosie
11. Indy knew not to light the match... but the look on his face is proof that he did. - Shane
12. While facing certain doom, Indy's mind remains on one thought... 'did I remember to turn my curling iron off?' - Dr. Threepwood
13. What really happened to the WMD's... - Ryan
14. Consulting his trusty map, Indy realizes he may have taken a wrong turn back at the goat farm. - Rosie
15. Remember kids: Don't fall asleep smoking in your own puddle of liquor-ladden vomit. - Hubcap
16. Indy's mind tends to wander in times of peril: "Great scott! the building is on-.....mmm....Pam Anderson" - Ryan
17. God, I hope those flaming boxes aren't filled with explos--BOOM! - Mad Max
18. Hey, what am I doing in the temple of doom? this doesn't happen until I'm.." *checked his own biography* "...35!" - 00Kevin
19. NO! My Beanie Babies gone. It should have been me! - Wolfwood
20. And lo, Indy was forced to do the 100m sprint for all eternity in Hell. - Mandark

February 18th - March 1st:

1. "The horror...the horror..." - Shane
2. Indy watches in horror as a vengeful Spielberg attacks him with an army of plush E.T. dolls - Mad Max
3. "Since when is there a rancor in this series?! George?!" - Scott
4. "I didn't kill my wife!" - Ryan
5. No weapons of mass destruction here! - Mad Max
6. It's full of stars! - Blizzard
7. The photograph taken by a camera in the mouth of the giant snake that finally caught up with Indy... - Dubya
8. "The toys do come to life when i'm away!" - Ryan
9. Indiana Jones begins his study of Willie's nocturnal activities. - Tabor
10. I wish I'd noticed this hole in Willie's wall earlier. - Dr. Jones
11. Finally accepting the Discovery & History Channels have robbed him of all his glory Indy spends the rest of his days drinking in the closet and crying - Nazi-phobe
12. Han Solo undergoing a Wookie proctology examination - Mikey
13. Two seconds before indy farts the biggest fart in history. - Indydude
14. Harrison Ford does his best Robert DeNiro impersonation. - philhos
15. "What's Stephen doing to George?" - Kyle
16. "Heeeeeere's Indy!" - SamnMax
17. "Thisbe! Thisbe? Wait, this ain't Shakespeare!" - Tim Cameron
18. Hole - "Guess what??"" Indy - "You know a way I can get through you?" Hole - "No, I just saved alot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico" - indy148
19. TIE has finally trapped HF inside a room with them....MUHAHAHA!" - Ryan
20. Steven to Ford: "Harrison, I need FEAR in your eyes! I didn't want to do it, but SOMEONE BRING ME THE NAKED JOHN RHYS-DAVIES PICTURE!!!" - Skabatula

February 4th - February 18th:

1. "We're gonna need a bigger boat..." - Mad Max
2. Guy on left edge middle row: "Made in Israel..." - Shane
3. Dunn dunn... dunn dunn.... - SamnMax
4. You just know that all those random nazis will die - SlyCrime
5. Stand around me, i cant pee while George and Steven is watching. - Indydude
6. Shane and his goons are shocked as Candito escapes on a Donkey. - Tim Cameron
7. Try as they might, the Nazi Christmas Carolers never seemed to get things quite right. - Jedi Kep
8. Hitler's complete Navy! (due to budget cuts) - Mikey
9. "Steven, what's that shark doing over there?!?!" - McClane
10. This is TIE's staff hunting down people for interviews, namely Frank Drabont and Harrison Ford - Brodie Bruce
11. Men, we've been stranded out here with guns and nothing else. Because of this, we must resort to cannibalism to survive. You there, in the back, you look healthy... - Nic Candito
12. screw washington were crossing first. - milo
13. This Crack team of Nazis are still figuring out what the gun is let alone how to fire one - Ryan
14. Is that... no way! I think that's John Kerry in the very back! So that's what he did in his youth... - Dubya
15. The young Nazis become restless as their superior starts yet another verse of "I Am Henry the Eighth I Am". - Andrew
16. "let's look really stern so those people on the bank think we're REAL nazis.." - IndyGurl
17. "My parents went to germany and all I got was this lousy armband" - Brodie Bruce
18. Boy aren't we bad-ass. - Tim Cameron
19. The last nazis in the world, still looking for Indiana Jones. - Indydude
20. I believe that's Gomer Pile in the back... - Hal

January 26th - February 4th:

1. Ford: "I'm not wearing any pants in this scene, either!" - Tim Cameron
2. Since when did Anthony Perkins take on the roll of Indiana Jones?! - SamnMax
3. Nobody seemed to notice that Joanna Lumley replaced actress Kate Capshaw for the opening scene of Indy 2... - Rosie
4. Oh sure, Steven has the money for a diamond in a MOVIE, but I get cubic zirconia...I want a divorce. - Scott "Arkansas" Smith
5. In the Last Episode of the Bachelorette, Kate must choose between Harrison and Steven - 00Kevin
6. "Wow, Tom Cruise looks smaller on screen." - Scott
7. Ohhh shiny you can almost see your face, but again who would want to look at you ya scruffy looking nerfherder - thearklives
8. Indy: Willie...we don't eat the diamonds. - Mad Max
9. Indy - "I'll give you 10 bucks to eat that..." - SlyCrime
10. "Boy, wish I had done this scene without my pants..." - Carl
11. Indy: You start any of that "my precious" crap and I'll...try to take you to bed, knowing me. - Mad Max
12. In a few seconds, you'll see Harrison's right hand come up behind her, holding a knife... - Shane
13. Steven, isn't there supposed to be a ring with an engagement diamond? - Tim Cameron
14. Harrison seems to be staring at two *Other* diamonds - Ryan
15. "Is that a ring? That wasnt supposed to be in the box, it was supposed to be a foam snake!" - brnout
16. "I have a confession to make... that diamond isn't real, and I plan to dump you in India, but I have some good news... I just saved a load of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico..." - Dubya
17. "Outlook not good.' - Scott
18. Honey, I think the man wants his glass eye back. - Pug
19. Wow...I can see my future...oh, I'll be all wet! - Mad Max
20. Indiana Jones and His Inflatable Love Doll - Mikey

January 14th - January 26th:

1. Hahaha! Jokes on you! This tank says Inflammable!...Oh - SlyCrime
2. Harrison Ford begins training for Indy 4 by burning down ILM Headquarters from inside... - Shane
3. Damn! So that's what happens when you put all five Shankara stones together!! - Mikey
4. Indy's only appearance on Emeril ends in disaster. - Tim Cameron
5. Bean blow-out at the Raven! - Dubya
6. Heh heh! Who knew lighting our farts could lead to this? - PhilHos
7. You know, I am so drunk, and in this light...Marion, you actually look pretty hot. - Attila the Prof
8. Indy bursts into laughter as Spielberg's first E.T. doll goes up in flames. - Mad Max
9. "And in 100 years they will find a skeleton with a fedora stapled to his head!" - brnout
10. SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND! - Geoffrey
11. Indy - "Guilty as charged!!!" - Indy148
12. *Voice of Old Woman: "I am a victim of identity theft." - intergamer
13. Now THIS is a Camp Fire! - Renderking Fisk
14. If I didn't have the munchies, I 'd be totally freaked about those flames. - Nic Candito
15. "Is that the smell of burning kangaroo hide?" - Dr. Quest
16. "ha ha, fire is fun!" - Guybrush
17. Ohh man... what a prank. I rock. - Kiki
18. Let's get this straight, I shot Greedo FIRST before setting fire to the cantina!! - Mikey
19. Michael Jackson's collection of Noses goes up in flames - 00Kevin
20. Harrison watches in glee as Callista's clothes catch on fire and she is forced to strip. - Mad Max

     

January 3rd - January 14th:

1. "Well, I am hungry..." - SlyCrime
2. "It's ours...they stole it from us...my...PRECIOUS!!!" - Sean
3. "Am I too old to do Indy 4?" *shakes the 8 ball* - 00Kevin
4. "It's okay, students. I saw this on Survivor...or Fear Factor..." - Scott
5. You've got the wrong Doctor. It's Doolittle you want, not Jones. - Tim Cameron
6. "i think this thing holds the secret to life..." slip *CRASH* "NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" - brnout
7. Indy consults his Magic 8-Ball once again... - Andrew
8. Wait a second, this isn't Callista... - Tim Cameron
9. A scene from "Willard 2" - Mikey
10. "As long as they keep the lighting like this, no one will know that Harrison Ford's Double played all of Indy 4" - 00Kevin
11. "Johnny, do you realize how many kids are gonna caption this picture with 'My preciousssssss.'?" - Scott
12. Director- "Ok, cut!! Bring in Crispin Glover." - lovearat
13. After filming the scene in the catacombs, Harrison suffered mild mental retardation, and became seriously emotionally attached to some of the rats. - Shane
14. "LUNCH" - Indy148
15. I will call him Mr. Bigglesworth - Kevin
16. "WHAT DID YOU DO WITH DAD YOU MANGY LITTLE HAMSTER!??!??" - Dubya
17. This remindes me of the movie where the rats kill that guy and AHHHHHHHHHHH................... - Tom
18. MMM. your brains look as tasty as those monkeys'... - Grossmeister
19. Indiana Jones.....Professor...archeologist...grave robber...adventurer....harmonica Player - 00Kevin
20. "Cough up the diamond you miserable little rodent!" - Tim Cameron

 

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