September 13th - November 23rd:

1. Indy: I sense something...a presence I have not felt since...*walks off* - Mad Max
2. Insert Matrix Quote Here - Alex
3. "Marco!" "Polo!" - grego
4. Ah, I see your schwarz is as big as mine! - Dr.Jones
5. "You go ahead- I'll destroy Disney's The Incredible before it hits theatres!" - Ryan
6. Mei Ying: You know, I just noticed that this circular passageway is just the right size and shape for one of those Chachopyan boulders to come through. Indy: Boulders? Pfft. Nobody's THAT stupid... - Mad Max
7. [INSERT CLIMATIC BATTLE HERE] Indy: "I see my work here is done!" - Dubya
8. The captions realize they had been tricked when a sudden wind whipped through and the temple causing the cardboard cutouts of Indy and Mei Ying they had left behind blew over... - SamnMax
9. Stay behind me Mei Ying, Step where I step, and don't touch anything! - Andrew a.k.a. Indiana Jones
10. With Mei Ying distracted, Indy makes a decision - "Hmm, what's in my inventory...whip, revolver, Pa Cheng, throwing knife...now which one will make a clean kill?" - David
11. Indy: I have a feeling I'm forgetting something...oh, right, the love interest! *walks over, picks her up and carries her* - Mad Max
12. Indy's natural chemistry with the camera was far stronger than Mei Ying's. - Luca Bos
13. Mei Ying Run! I must rid the world of Oomps Loompas once and for all! - David
14. Mei Ying: I'll go this way, you go through those invisible traps. - lardferbrains
15. Hoping to impress Mei Ying, Indy carves their initials into the wall. - Indianawoody
16. Don't look at the light! Mai Ying: I can't help it, it's so beautiful - Dr.Jones
17. Mei Ying: "Indy... This way..." Jones: "Excuse me, I was just posing for the caption, he-he." - Indiana JonAs

 

August 10th - September 13th:

1. Indy to Mei Ying: "It's the Mega-Maid. She's gone from suck to blow." - Mad Max
2. "Forget this! I'm not sticking THAT in my satchel" - Durk
3. Indy: This is quite an interesting statue. I think I'll......*Gasp!* An Oompa-Loopa! - Travis
4. Indy looks around realizing the game developers haven't finished putting together the level. - Parker jones
5. Indy: "If this camera angle was better, maybe I could see where I was going and I would end up following off a giant cli- AHHHHHHHHH!!!" - Dubya
6. God decides to spy on Indiana Jones... - Mad Max
7. Now comes the part where they reveal how it's actually a miracle whip commercial... - Ryan
8. Indy: "I feel like..." Giant Stone Head: "Feel like what?" *Indy whips out blaster* Indy: "Like we're being watched." - SamnMax
9. After rescuing the giant stone head Indy found that it just wouldn't quit following him. - Lobotom
10. Indy,  "Wait a minute, if I'm down here, then who's driving the crane!?" - deadguy
11. These graphics are pretty poor compared to the last caption picture. - David
12. And women wonder why men don't ask for directions. - E-man
13. Little did Indy know that Michael Moore's ego was right behind him... - Mad Max
14. Indiana Jones and the McDonald's of Doom - Scott
15. great...another atari game caption - ryan
16. Indy: "My Spidey senses are tingling..."
17. Indy : You know, I have a feeling a big statue head hanging from a crane is about to fall down and crush me....Huh? I WAS RIGH..........*Gratuitous Splatting Sound Effect* - GaRrEtT
18. This photo was taken moments before Bill Clinton's statue claimed its third victim... - Bill
19. "quite my statue friend, I sense that a camera man is watching us right now..." - 00Kevin
20. "Heads up!" - Scott (Worst Caption Ever!)

July 23rd - August 10th:

1. "Share the moments... share life. Kodak" - Shane
2. Indy notices the strange carvings on the wall: "What the crap does IRATA SB9I mean?" - Mad Max
3. (Use the force) Indy: Who said that? - Dr.Jones
4. As you can see, the Infernal Machine Expansion pack will greatly increase the game's realism. - Ben Bickle
5. See?  This is what happens when you let Lucas write Indy 4..." - Dubya
6. Damn it! Another 'Infernal Machine' caption... - Indiana JonAs
7. LucasArts reveals a screenshot from the newest Indy game... Indiana Jones and the Search for Graphics - Shane
8. Screenshots from the new Indy game for PS2 - Sean C.
9. "Go-go-Gadget leg springs!!" - Shane
10. This is what would happen if George Lucas had his way with Indy IV... - SamnMax
11. Spielberg - Damn... I can't believe they were sold out of Pong! - Ryan
12. "Wrong chamber Sallah, this is just a table with a pi sign on it" - arod 77
13. Red Bull gives you spriiiiings! - Zac
14. So this is what an X-Box plays like huh? - JoJu
15. Uh...what exactly IS going on here? - Mad Max
16. Despite having worn his platform shoes, Indy was still too short to reach the picnic table. - Henry Colburn
17. Across the dark room of nothing and.. - Miroku
18. And, if Indy eats the Ark of the Covenant, his trail will grow longer. All he has to do is avoid bumping into walls...kind of ironic, given the name of this game, isn't it? - Mad Max
19. In an astonishing last-minute change, Indiana Jones was played by a fire hydrant! - Zac
20. This is what happens when you don't use High Definition TV - IndyJohan

July 3rd - July 23rd:

1. "Nice Dissolve." - Erik
2. Lousy back-to-the-future paradox! - Mad Max
3. "Where the hell am I? Oh right, hell..." - SamnMax
4. Indy: I knew we shouldn't have...elected...Kerry.......*death rattle* - Mad Max
5. No doubt ryan will say something about Oompa Loompas.................again. - Indy's hat
6. Indy Singing: "In-da-gadda-da-vida baby..." - Cartman
7. And in a Jurrasic Park/ Indiana Jones crossover, Indy gets trapped in a giant piece of Amber - Tim Cameron
8. This is your hero....this is your hero on drugs...any questions? - Ryan
9. No longer able to control his curiosity, Indy sneaks into the government warehouse and opens the Ark. - I.Jones
10. "I can't... feel.... my toes...." - Dubya
11. Indy's last thoughts: So THIS is what Judgment Day feels like... - Mad Max
12. and suddenly, indy had a idea that blew him away........ - Dispair
13. "Hey, these hotdogs are cold!" "Ah, just nuke 'em." - Shane
14. "Bad burritos..." - Zac
15. Jeez, couldn't you have just put a slide with 'BAM' written on it instead? - David
16. Looks like somebody forgot the inflammable rule - SlyCrime
17. Indy's attempt to imitate a moth being drawn to a lightbulb ends in utter failure. - whipem
18. "Quick, someone press reset." - Indy's hat
19. Great Balls of Fire!!! - lovearat
20. Indy: on Acid - SlyCrime

June 21st - July 3rd:

1. "Get out of my way! Haven't you heard there are Oompa Loompas on the loose?!" - Ryan
2. Strangers in the night, exchanging punches.... - Scott "Arkansas" Smith
3. "You fight like a dairy farmer." Indy: "How appropriate. You fight like a cow...But..huh? Isn't that another LA game?" - hunter
4. this is me and Shane in Morocco...he still has the scar... - Ryan
5. "Next on Celebrity Death Match: Indiana Jones Vs. Michael Jackson!" - SamnMax
6. NO! I wanna ride the pony next! - Mike Chilcott
7. Indy - "Quickly! Dance with me!" - Shane
8. Indy: "Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?" - IndianaSandiego
9. Indy: "The hell?!  I thought I threw you off a balcony last year!  Well, we'll just see about that!" - Dubya
10. Agent Smith's other job - Jazhara7
11. "Wait...which one's Demi and which one's Ashton?!" - Ryan
12. Of course, since Indy is supposed to have the hell beatin' out of him each caption the games programming makes it impossible to touch that guy. - lardferbrains
13. Indy and MJ are fighting over whose nose is better. - Brayton
14. No no NO! It's pivet, spin, TURN not turn, turn pivet! - Jooze
15. What Indy hears- "I vill tear shour ayz owt viz my extrra long fingernail end shteel shour at in zee process... ho ho ho ho. Jhu shtupid Americanu." What the Nazi is saying- "Vwat I vouldn't gif for a good shtrudel..." - monkeeman John
16. Indy and the Gestapo are argueing over whose hat is better. - David
17. "Is it just me, or are my pants browner?" - Coolio
18. Finally, Indy releases his anger on the taxman. - IndyFan2000
19. "Dr Jones now you will die! *sniff sniff*...is that...axe deoderant?" - Ryan
20. Please sir, I didn't know Ms. Schneider was your sister. - David

June 8th - June 21st:

1. "The Oompa Loompas have escaped!" - Ryan
2. "The whip is with you, young Indy...but you are not an archaeologist yet." - Mad Max
3. Play damn you! PLAY!! - Jawa
4. Indy: "Parody Devo in an Indy caption will ya?!  Take this!" - SamnMax
5. I didn't know they cast Danny DeVito as Indy... - Harry
6. "it's time to use tmy super powers to shave my unibrow" - Ryan
7. Indiana Jones and the Bald Midget Nazi of Doom - Shane
8. Indy as a Democrat in a parallel universe. - Mad Max
9. after rumors that Mr. Ford was too old for Indy 4 erupted more rumors came that Lucas was stunting Ford's growth to simulate youth - Ryan
10. Harrison is enraged that George and Steven dislike his puffy green pants. - David
11. "SILENCE!!!" (wip crack) - Adam
12. Indy "THIS is for all those captions where I was either being burned alive, bet up, punched, or having my soul ripped from my body!" - Rich
13. "If Canyon says I look cute in the outfit one more time, me and her are gonna have to have words!" - Canyon
14. When a caption comes along you must whip it! *crack* Whip it good! - Dubya
15. Back evil camera man. Back. - luke
16. XBox Player: "AHHHH!!! Forgive me!" - TK-421
17. Indy soon realizes that his whip is indeed a snake... "Ewww!! I touched it!" - Deadguy
18. Indy proudly displaying the only balloon animal in his repetoire: an eel. - Mad Max
19. "THE GERMANS ARE COMING!" - Ryan
20. Yay! A caption where i'm not being killed. I think I'll crack my whip out of joy.(loud echo. Alarm sounds.) There goes my hope. - lardferbrains

May 23rd - June 8th:

1. Indy: "Sorry, but the book does say 'only the penitent MAN will pass'...." - Indianawoody
2. "I can't think of anything witty..." - Ryan
3. Mei ying curses the fact that she wasn't fast enough to save Indy in the last caption, while Indy blissfully remembers all of his former girlfriends. - Mad Max
4. Indy savours the only time in the whole game where he isn't being attacked by Ivory hunters, Nazi soldiers, Turkish grunts, Chinese thugs, ninja zombies, or gigantic squids. - David
5. Indiana: "You know in Infernal Machine, my hands were always closed, but now they're open and I can't close them." Mei Ying: "Life's funny that way..." - Deadguy
6. "thank god i'm not being pummeled in this caption" "all that is about to change, Mr Jones" - Ryan
7. "Jeeze Mei Ying, who the hell did your voice acting?" - SamnMax
8. Indy quickly begins to regret calling Mei Ying "Short Round's big sister." - Mad Max
9. Indy : Uh-oh...any minute now, as this scene is so boring, I can tell that a T. Rex, Yoda, and some teenager on a flying skateboard are gonna come in to boost the ticket sales. - David
10. Mei Ying: "I'm sorry Indy, it came out red, I'm not pregnant." Indy: *Phew...* - SamnMax
11. Indy: "Well, this caption's going no where fast, I'm gonna go grab a beer" - Super dude
12. Mei Ying: "Grab my boob again and I'll... " - Dubya
13. Mei Ying: "Indy, if you grab my @$$ one more time, you're gonna get it!" - susan
14. Indy "No I will not make out with you" - BOB
15. Indy - "Good news!" Mei Ying - "You've figured out a way to get out of this boring caption?!" Indy: "No, but I just saved a load of money on my car insurance by swi-" *POW* - Mr. Bill
16. Mei Ying: Indy! Stop saying I look like Lucy Liu! She hasn't even been born yet! - Mad Max
17. "I have to ask you something..." "YES! I will marry you!" "no no...not that...why don't you just speak chinese instead of speeaking english with a chinese accent?" - Ryan
18. Mei Ying's efforts to seduce Indy flopped due to his lack of intelligence - Mei Ying: Hey Indy...we're alone. Indy: Yes, you're right! We are alone! - David
19. As Mei Ying trys to figure out the next puzzle, Indy wonders how the heck he got out of the situation in the last caption. - I.Jones
20. Temple Of Doom Caption my @$$! - 00Kevin

May 12th - May 23rd:

1. Renderking Fisk meets one of his fans of his rants... with a Tazer. - Jack Colton
2. Where's my proton pack when I need it? - Mad Max
3. "Ugh... Tic-Tac, sir?" - Dubya
4. As the ghost of Elsa Scheinder returns for a bit more...um...rough and tumble, Indy nervously checks to see that Mei Ying is'nt looking. - David
5. Indy: FATHER! PLEASE! - Indyfan2000
6. lots of pinheads feel this way: "rupert didn't win survivor! time to end it all" - Ryan
7. Indy: "That is it! So far in these captions i've been killed by a giant squid, fallen down multiple bottomless pits, incinerated by flamethrowers, and now this! Know what? I QUIT!! - lardferbrains
8. Indy looking at the fountain in the background - "So.... close.... GRAH!" - SamnMax
9. I had no idea that magic beans make you fart in yellow and blue. - HarryHunt
10. This is what happens to Indy after being subjected to years of radiation - Kevin
11. "everybody safety dance!" - Ryan
12. "Oh crap, forget the fact I'm having my soul ripped out, check out my left hand!  Ewww!" - Deadguy
13. He slimed me. - Mad Max
14. Oooh! Shiny! - Mephistophilis
15. While Mei Ying looks the other way, Indy gets it goin' on with the undead. - Zac
16. My horoscope was right! Today's a ten! I'm in orange health and almost dead but still my horoscope was right! - The Newt
17. "Well this is just shocking for me to see!" - Indyjs
18. Having gotten no money off Indy in Egypt in RAIDERS, one of those beggars tries his luck in the emperor's tomb. - David
19. "Forget Linda Blair! Harrison is perfect for the exorcist 9: return on the demon that was killed last time" - Ryan
20. "Indy, it's me Remy!" - 00Kevin

May 5th - May 12th:

1. "Not now Kato!" - Hertz
2. "But first, i must apologize." "For what?" "For this." - SkullWarez LHW
3. (insert crummy matrix joke here) - Ryan
4. Indy: "OW! You activated my health bar!" - Shane
5. Indy : Okay, okay! In the game credits, you will be referred to by your proper name, and not 'Chinese Grunt Number 2.' - David
6. Director "Stop, Cut, Where are the batman signs that say POW and BOOM" - BOB
7. Apparantly, Indy forgot to tip the waiter - zakmckracken
8. "That's what you get for looking at my crotch of doom!" - Ryan
9. Indy's health is about to go from green to red in about 2 seconds... - Dubya
10. Indy - "Wait a sec, I need to change into my Action clothes!" - Mephistophilis
11. SAY IT! SAY 'HELLO KITTY' IS COOL! - David
12. Oh NO, my wire snapped - Tom
13. Indy - "You know, Neo had it easy, 'cause he had a pole...all I got is a stupid table leg......" - indy148
14. Indy: That's alright, I still have full health - Senor Jones
15. "WHY CAN'T THERE BE A CAPTION WHERE I'M NOT HAVING THE CRAP BEAT OUT OF ME?!" - SamnMax
16. Suddenly Indys order of an american cheese burger turns ugly - Shane94
17. aww....Short Round is all grown up - zakmckracken
18. Indy : I hate over-enthusiastic Matrix fans... - David
19. Hi, friends, I'm Indiana Jones. Do you find yourself in situations like these a lot? Then you need my new reconstructive facial surgery program! It's an easy six-week at-home program that's absolutely free! Just call 1-800-BEEN BROKE! - Mad Max
20. heck I'm sure the guys ponytail alone could do damage! - I.Jones

April 14th - May 5th:

1. I see your schwartz is as big as mine! - SlyCrime
2. "Hmmm, this looks whippable" - Wolfwood
3. "It's all somehow familiar..." - Dubya
4. Dr. Evil - *quotation mark fingers* "Laser Beam." - Shane
5. Sandblasting Nazi graffiti off the pyramids was not Indy's idea of an archeological expedition - Nazi-phobe
6. Come on this is the oldest trick in the book! - Tom
7. "David Morgan bullwhip - $250. Gas Mask Mag - $50. A lazer shooting out of a statue in the middle of Ancient Egypt......priceless...." - indy148
8. Indy-"Woah, deja vu." - lovearat
9. "Hmm, interesting. I'd say that statue is at least 7 polygons" - Tennessee R
10. Indy: Oh no. Sharks with frickin' lazer beams on their heads. - Tim Cameron
11. Statue: *Schwarzenegger voice* "I'm going to pump you up!" - Shane
12. Notice that this statue has no shadow... while that pyramid does... and Indy's shadow is at a different time of day. - Shane
13. Indy: . . . Now that's just plain cool . . . - Kentucky Blues
14. Indy - Lucas had something to do with this..... - indy148
15. Indy: Shiny, shiny, I want to touch the shiny!! - Loser
16. Indy: "You know, you would think with all the experience I have with nearly dying, I wouldn't stand so close to a statue holding a brick above its head." - Susan
17. A little to the left...a little more! Remember, I want it to say "Indy was Here" - Nazi-phobe
18. Indy: *Sigh* "I miss my left foot." - Shane
19. "for the last time i'm not a pyromaniac! *looking around* burn, pyramid! BURN!" - Ryan
20. With Great Power, Comes Heat Vision. - Kyao

April 1st - April 14th:

1. "Hello, Mr. Harrison." "My name...is Harri - wait, yes, you're right!" - Scott
2. Hey, I can see all the way to the bottom! - Mad Max
3. "No Ticket" - Indianawoody
4. It's gotten to the point that bad guys just see Indy coming and they backflip off a cliff... - Dubya
5. I REGRET NOTHING! - Doobee
6. "Eh, just another faceless Ivory Hunter..." - SamnMax
7. I know its just a coincidence you called me junior, but i hate it just the same...... - Indianawoody
8. Willie Nelson gets what's coming... - Ryan
9. As Indy watches in horror, the nazi dives to get the shiny mushroom to level up. - Loser
10. Almost dead Ivory Hunter-"Holy cooooooooowwwwww!!!!!!!!!!" - lovearat
11. In the upcoming Indy IV, Alfred Molina returns as Doc Ock in a new Spider-Man/Indy franchise known as Idol Man. - Scott
12. And this children is why you should never take drugs - Tom
13. Indy and Dr. Grant face off in Ceylon. - David
14. This is what you get for smokin' weed and listening to Metalica's "Enter the Sandman" - Dead Guy
15. #167 - The Nazi-pult: Attempt at clearing the moat Unsuccessful, Call Acme and try again; Indy - "Meep, Meep" - Nazi-phobe
16. Peter Pan vs Indiana Jones tonight on Celebrity Deathmatch! - Ben Bickle
17. Indy - "Didn't Tom Cruise Do That In Mission Impossible?" - Drew
18. "What would the Prince of Persia do in this situation? Unless it involves my whip, screw it." - Scott
19. And this is where the pool rule "no diving in the shallow section" came from. - Mad Max
20. Indy watches in disbelief that villians still try to imitate "Jimmy 'The Superfly' Snuka" - PaleHorse

 

March 18th - April 1st:

1. Indy: "Don't let go of the X button, please don't let go of the X button." - Scott "Arkansas" Smith
2. "Ha! I'd like to see Tom Sellak do this!" - Indianawoody
3. "I finally found it. The world's largest known gold piece...the Sing Sing Bling!" - Scott
4. Indy, too late, realizes he does not have a good grip on the whip and slides to his death. And not for the first time. - Mad Max
5. Indiana Jones and the Slightly Odd Caption of Doom! - Tom
6. "swinging over pits...big golden medallion thingy...this seems familiar..." - deja voodoo
7. "Must...reach...giant....chocolate...coin..." - Scott
8. I've finally found it! The legendary gong of Wang Chung! - Derek
9. "Chuck Barris ain't got nothin' on me!" - Sean
10. Move over Scarlet and Rhett, it's 'Gong with the Whip' - Scott "Arkansas" Smith
11. "well....life has been fun" - Ryan
12. First the Ark, then the holy grail, now Indy faces his biggest challenge yet, the worlds largest Karma coin. - Brodie Bruce
13. Indy: "I may have overshot this one... GONG!" - Ben Bickle
14. Indiana Jones and the Gong Show - Kyle
15. Indy: Dun Du-Du-Dunn, Dun-du-dunn, Dun du-du-dunn, dun-du-dun dunn dunnn.... - Kentucky Blues
16. There's something wrong here. Pants? Nope. Hat? Nope. Hands? Holy CRAAaaaaaaapp! - Tim Cameron
17. It's a pity the rope was loose.... - lovearat
18. "Indy 4 ratings beat out Spider Man 2....." ya i like the sound of that. - Indianawoody
19. "Ooh, nice design...wait, is that Jar Jar?!" - Scott
20. "george, george, george of the jungle....WATCH OUT FOR THAT......" >GONG< - 00Kevin

 

March 10th - March 18th:

1. Terminator: "John Connor... it is time." - Shane
2. Don't fear the Reaper Indy. - Son of Knight
3. Indy: But...but...I saved the Ark of the Covenant! And the Holy Grail! You can't send me to Hell! Angel of Death: Yes, but you also included an annoying Asian boy and a Screamin' Willie in one of your adventures. Off you go. - Mad Max
4. "Guess I shouldn't have taken that BOC medallion, huh?" - DeadGuyInHat
5. *checks map* Guess I made a wrong turn on the highway to hell... - Dubya
6. "Welcome to Hell! I trust you will find our accomodations hospitable." - intergamer
7. As Harrison meet's Callista's dad for the first time... he learns that anorexia runs very deep in the Flockheart family. - Solera Fisk
8. Death-"So, you hear the one about an Indy BBQ?" Indy-" No I haven't but.... oh.... I get it." - Brodie Bruce
9. "Trick or treat!" Little did the Young Indy Gear Head know... none of this was going to be a treat... Muahahaha! - Shane
10. Damn it! Why didn't I pick the door marked EXIT? - Captain Caption
11. Death: "But I do have some good news." Indy: "You're gonna let me live?" Death: "No, I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico." - Kyle
12. "He's dead, Jim." - Mad Max
13. Indy, "DO'H!" - SamnMax
14. "Ted, It's the Grim Reaper dude!" *tries to think of a way to escape him "..melvin!" *gives deatha weggie* - 00Kevin
15. Indy has always been a big Blue Oyster Cult fan, so he doesn't fear the reaper. - VP
16. right................so your saying i didnt dodge that rolling boulder? - Indianawoody
17. Reaper: *geeky voice* So you're a lawyer huh? - Shane
18. "Indy" it's what's for dinner. - Brodie Bruce
19. "are you the ghost of christmas yet to come?" "No. go away..." "ummm...okay" - Ryan
20. Look, man, I didn't feel anything. That truck didn't even graze me. - Mad Max

 

March 1st - March 10th:

1. Indiana Jones meets Mic Dundee... - Giant Sherpa
2. "They're really cracking down on people who eat a grape or two in the supermarket..." - Ryan
3. You knew we'd see this...what's an Indiana Jones movie without Pat Roach? - Kentucky Blues
4. "Now turn your head and cough, please." - Indiana T. Hart
5. William J didn't send his chainletter and he was attacked by a fat, bald, food critic outside a italian resteraunt - Ryan
6. Looks like...Michael Jackson ...found those steroids again... - Mad Max
7. Calista Flockhart on a bad day... - Steven
8. When Pat Roach learned he wasn't going to be in Indy IV... - 3000 Bucks
9. Pat Roach snaps on set. - indycurtis
10. Note: Please refrain from Michael Jackson captions, please. - Shane
11. ow....  - Dubya
12. Harrison Ford vs. Michele Jackson's Next Form - Loser
13. "Whoo, Whoo, Whoo, watch the hand Roman Polinski!" - SlyCrime
14. <high voice>Ow..Ow!</high voice> - intergamer
15. "All i ask was if you wanted to buy some girl scout cook- *gurgle*" - Ryan
16. Powerade.... is it in you? - 3000 Bucks
17. "Ahhh, Michael Jackson on steroids" - Wolfwood
18. Having had a few drinks, Indy wanders into the Blue Oyster looking for his hat. - Corwin
19. even the bouncers in LA wear spandex... - Ryan
20. Man, this fight is making me thirsty... - Mad Max

 

February 18th - March 1st:

1. Desperately needing to pee, Indy quickly double-checks to see if anyone's around. - Nazi-phobe
2. Indy surveys the fossil: "Hmmm....sloping forehead....protruding jaw...small braincase...it's a democrat, all right." - Mad Max
3. "Hmm, a skeleton, my Indy-Senses are tingling..." - McClane
4. "Where the hell am I? Oh yeah, hell...." - Carl
5. Absorbed in looking at an ancient painting, Indy never saw the swinging blade. - Zac
6. "My god! Michael Jackson has been here..." - Ryan
7. George Lucas after Harrison found out he hated the Indy 4 script... - Dubya
8. Harrison Ford makes a cameo in the new 'Army of Darkness' film - SamnMax
9. "My horoscope was right!" - Mad Max
10. I'm indecent - don't look! - Ben Bickle
11. Harrison Ford stumbles upon the body of his unfortunate stunt double - indycurtis
12. Indy contemplates using the skeleton as part of his ventriloquist act. - Tim Cameron
13. Indy: I feel like I'm being...mentally undressed by Callista. (shudders) - Mad Max
14. Dramatic Pose... *gets shot* - SlyCrime
15. Not exactly my idea of a hot date... - Dubya
16. "Oh no....it's those darn Jehova's witnesses at the door again" - Ryan
17. Listen - do you smell something? - Sean
18. Where's Bruce Campbell when I need him? - Mad Max
19. Once again, Speilburg takes the low, wide angle shot to the extreme... - palehorse
20. Digital representations of Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart - Kyle

 

February 4th - February 18th:

1. "Trinity, help!" - SamnMax
2. It's at times like this when Indy thinks why he has come so far. - Ben Bickle
3. "Bless You" - SlyCrime
4. "Well, that's somethin' ya don't see every day" - Dubya
5. "Who are you and what have you done with Puff!?" - Whiplash
6. Indy: I don't think Willie Scott's about to come out of the mouth singing. I'm Screwed. - Tim Cameron
7. The real reason that the raven burned down - 00Kevin
8. This is where movies like "Catch that kid" and "The cat in the hat" go after bombing - Ryan
9. Even as indy was about to get toasted by the dragon, he couldnt help wonder what the lamps were attached to - susan
10. Indy's final thoughts: "Those Feng Twins sure were hot..." - Dubya
11. Wow, that cloud looks just like a dragon! - Nic Candito
12. Wow, this is a first - Tom
13. Indy singing: "Puff the magic dragon..." - Buddy Love
14. Like my butter knife here will do anything! - I.Jones
15. "Does the dragon have a cold, or is that fi... WOOOSH!!!!" - Carl
16. KFI: Kentucky Fried Indy! - Peter
17. Ok, which booby trap did I set off to alert the atack dragon? - Nic Candito
18. Indy: What is that glowing yellow thing coming out of his--FWOOSH! - Mad Max
19. Now out of Origonal Lines at this point in the Indy Franchaise, Indy Firmly says: "Oh S#!^" - 00Kevin
20. Crouching Indy, Hidden Dragon - lovearat

 

January 26th - February 4th:

1. "Hello... My name is Indiana Jones. I'm going from random tent to random tent pointing out to random Arabs that my pants are finally the right color. Thank you for your time." - Shane
2. "Welcome to Pier One imports: desert division" - Ryan
3. "Can I interest you in purchasing a fine leather jacket? - SamnMax
4. Indy must finally pay up for stealing that man's Telescope at the Tanis Dig Site - 00Kevin
5. Dr Jones, you must ignore my suspicious-looking teeth-baring smile, and come join me for a friendly, unpoisoned cup of camel milk... - Rosie
6. So the old adage is true: You can lead a camel to rocks, but you can't get him stoned. - Scott "Arkansas" Smith
7. I see by those mounds of dung to my left that your camel has been fed very well... - Dubya
8. Indy - "Sorry, My camel got a hold of some laxative." - I.Jones
9. "Dude... where's my tank?" - Carl
10. Indy - "Another Tai Bo customer?" - SlyCrime
11. Indy tries to get past the guard to get into the Sahara Nightclub. - Indydude
12. It's worse than we thought... Indiana Jones meets Lawrence of Arabia, meets Close Encounters of the Third Kind... - SamnMax
13. "Hi......... wanna buy some girl scout cookies?" - Shane
14. "Im looking for a new camel, my old one got caught by a few machine guns." - brnout
15. Sorry, but I don't know the way to San Jose. - Scott "Arkansas" Smith
16. Hey, I don't suppose you have any spare humps back there...? - CovertSpy
17. "For the love of all that's holy! I said: NO CAMELS!!!" - Tim Cameron
18. Indy: Remember how they told us that Camels can hold water for three weeks? Doesn't apply to food. Just look at yonder field. - Mad Max
19. So, does your laundry dry pretty quickly out here? - Nic Candito
20. And then the aliens landed and took Richard Dreyfuss with them? Cool... - Sean

 

January 14th - January 26th:

1. "That's it for this episode of celebrity boxing. tune in next time to see Howard Dean VS George bush - Ryan
2. Harrison Ford practices choreography: "Why can't I just pull out a gun and shoot him?" - intergamer
3. Indy's B.O. causes the attacker to recoil in mortal terror... - Mad Max
4. By adding a small handful of flubber to his shoes....Indy becomes almost invunerable - Ryan
5. No hat, no ammo, orange health and bad aim... Yep, he's screwed. - SamnMax
6. I was completely mislead! The advertisement clearly stated that your fists NEVER run out of ammo! - Dubya
7. Indy was sent over to teach Tai Bo to unlucky Arabs - SlyCrime
8. Again on an adventure without his spectacles, Indy suffers from depth perception problems. - Scott "Arkansas" Smith
9. After that embarrassing bar story Ford tried to restore his image by capturing a leading Al Qaeda Leader... he failed miserably. - Indiana Jobe
10. Stand Still! - Tom
11. Arab - "Your all fat!! You there, whip cracker, get up, and move!!! One, and two, and three" - indy148
12. Without his hat, Indy is totally helpless. - Ben Bickle
13. "I'll get y-OW!....ow...my back...." - Ryan
14. Indy: Wait a minute...my hat's gone...my memory's fading fast! *blinks* Where's Chewie? - Mad Max
15. Your Fists do sometimes run out of ammo - 00Kevin
16. A 6th grade Indy fights the school bully, who has taken his hat. - Shane
17. The rumours are false! Harrison Ford did NOT staple his fedora to his head! - brnout
18. indy: ha my armpit stench is much powerful than your fist! - kenric lee
19. "And that's how I fought a bear with my bare hands!" - SlyCrime
20. The so many times misused Air-To-Air punch... - Indiana JonAs

 

January 3rd - January 14th:

1. George Lucas, "We'll add the detail later, digitally... as well as better bodies, fixing the costumes, adding shadows and what not. Most of that's not important anyway. We could release this movie just like this, they'd never know." - Shane
2. If we stand still people will have no reason to point out our numerous two-demensional faults. - Tom
3. Henry: Genius of the restoration. Marcus: Aid our own recussi-- Indy: WILL YOU TWO HURRY UP? - Tim Cameron
4. Indy Thinking: "I wonder how long it will take before they realize that's a T-Rex foot over there..."
5. "So this is the way out of Alcatraz" - Ryan
6. "We meet at last, Mr. Connery" - 00Kevin
7. Indy wondered what George W and Teddy Roosevelt were doing in his game - Peter Lally
8. "That stupid monkey flung poo at me..." - Dubya
9. Indy watches as president bush and al gore face off during the 2004 elections. - Luke
10. The Canadian Mounties find the secret meeting place of George Bush and Tony Blair. - Ben Bickle
11. "To the bat cave!" - Ryan
12. "I wasn't cool enough to be in their group" - SlyCrime
13. Indy wonders who will blink first in this epic eye starring competition." - 00Kevin
14. After seeing the poster for Indy 4, Spielberg decides maybe it wasn't such a great idea to shoot it Digitally. - Shane
15. After years of experience the jones boys know its best to wear brown to hide mud stains - Monkeydo 
16. Both Henry and Marcus prepare to moon the viewers as Indy watches, agape. - Mad Max
17. "Dad, I crapped my pants. Sorry Marcus." - Scott
18. Oh My God they fixed Kenny! - KevinT
19. "The Cowprint is well doen, Markus. But Cows are rarely blue..." - Jazhara7
20. Next time use an umbrella to scare 'em, Marcus! - Sean

 

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